GOOD OMENS QUOTES

“People couldn’t become truly holy, he said, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked.” – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

“Hell wasn’t a major reservoir of evil, any more than Heaven, in Crowley’s opinion, was a fountain of goodness.” – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

“I don’t pray. I talk to the universe.” – Crowley

“Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself, he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them.” – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

“It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.” – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

“Hell wasn’t a major reservoir of evil, any more than Heaven, in Crowley’s opinion, was a fountain of goodness.” – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.” – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

“You can’t be wise and in love at the same time.” – Crowley

“We’ve got enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?” – Crowley

“When it comes to the universe, don’t resent it. Sit down with a couple of cosmologists and get drunk.” – Aziraphale

“Plan like you’ll live forever, live like you’ll die tomorrow.” – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

“Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.” – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

“War was always potentially just around the corner.” – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman IF NO ONE UNDERSTANDS YOU QUOTES

“Having nothing to struggle against, they were a little bored, and so they invented adversity.” – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

“Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.” – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

“You don’t even need to be aware of the history to feel the weight of it; its like being in water.” – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

“When it has gone, you may do whatever you wish. You may go your way, and I shall go mine.” – Crowley

“Nothing like a bit of Armageddon to put a bit of a damper on the day.” – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

“You couldn’t believe the books. What you needed were the bits the books made you skip.” – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

“I don’t hold with paddlin’ with the occult,” said Granny firmly. “Once you start paddlin’ with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when you start believing in spirits you start believing in demons, and then before you know where you are you’re believing in gods. And then you’re in trouble.” – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

“You know what they say about the Great Plan: it works well until someone starts using cliches.” – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

“The charming landscape of a rolling lake of fire and a mountain of burning sulfur… I could retire here.” – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

“There was a word for periods like this: ‘antebellum.’ It meant ‘before the war.'” – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

“Have you ever noticed that ‘God’ is ‘dog’ spelled backward?” – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman