GOOD QUOTES ABOUT LIFE FUNNY

“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Mallory Hopkins

“I am not lazy, I am on energy-saving mode.”

“Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.” – Charles R. Swindoll

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb

“Life is not about how fast you run or how high you climb but how well you bounce.” – Vivian Komori

“Our life is frittered away by detail. Simplify, simplify.” – Henry David Thoreau

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” – Mark Twain

“When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?'” – Sydney J. Harris

“I plan on living forever. So far, so good.” – Steven Wright

“The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES WHITE

“I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.”

“The best way to predict the future is to create it.” – Peter Drucker

“Don’t take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.” – Unknown

“Why be moody when you can shake your booty?” – Unknown

“The key to success is not taking life too seriously. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can’t change.”

“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.”

“Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. So, choose to have a sense of humor.”

“It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.” – Abraham Lincoln

“Life is like a roller coaster. It has its ups and downs, but it’s your choice to scream or enjoy the ride.”

“Life is too important to be taken seriously.” – Oscar Wilde