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“Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional.” – Unknown
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“I’m not old, I’m vintage.” – Unknown
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“Age is just a number, but wrinkles are a roadmap to life.” – Unknown
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“Grandmas are moms with extra frosting.” – Unknown
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“I’m not a regular grandma, I’m a cool grandma.” – Unknown
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“Retirement is great. I get to choose when and where I need to forget things.” – Unknown
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“I don’t need Google, my grandchildren provide me with enough random information.” – Unknown
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“Grandmas are the best multi-taskers. We can knit, bake cookies, and listen to your life story all at the same time.” – Unknown
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“Age doesn’t slow me down, it just gives me more excuses to take breaks.” – Unknown
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“I have more experience being amazing than you have being rude.” – Unknown
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“I’ve got 99 problems, but my grandchildren ain’t one!” – Unknown
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“I may be old, but I’m still a threat in Bingo.” – Unknown
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“I used to be a sweet granddaughter, but then I became a grandma!” – Unknown
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“I don’t need a personal trainer, I chase my grandkids around all day.” – Unknown
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“I have a soft spot in my heart for grandchildren, it’s called arthritis.” – Unknown PROFOUND SAYINGS AND QUOTES
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“I may have gray hair, but I still rock my own style.” – Unknown
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“I’m not retired; it’s more like being self-employed in fun.” – Unknown
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“Having a grandma is the best answer to “Who do I call when mom says no?” – Unknown
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“I believe in naps, snacks, and grandchildren. Not necessarily in that order.” – Unknown
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“I don’t need an alarm clock, I have my grandchildren banging on pots and pans.” – Unknown
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“I may have raised my children, but I’m still the CEO of this family.” – Unknown
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“I’m not old, I’m just young with wrinkles.” – Unknown
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“I never dreamed I would be a super cool grandma, but here I am, killing it!” – Unknown
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“Life is just a trip, and I’m enjoying every moment of this roller coaster ride.” – Unknown
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“Grandchildren are the reward for not killing your own kids.” – Unknown
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“I don’t need a superhero cape; I have my grandma cape that makes everything better.” – Unknown
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“I may not be able to hear as well, but I still have perfect selective hearing.” – Unknown
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“Remember, grandmas are just moms with lots of practice.” – Unknown