GRINCH CHRISTMAS QUOTES FUNNY

“Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store… Maybe Christmas means a little bit more.” – Dr. Seuss

“The Grinch had been caught by this feeling and he didn’t know what to do. Sometimes, what makes you a Grinch can also make you a hero.” – Unknown

“The Grinch may not have wanted to do Christmas, but he never said no to holiday treats.” – Unknown

“The Grinch thought Christmas was a chore, until he discovered the joy of online shopping.” – Unknown

“The Grinch’s abs may have been flat, but his sense of humor was anything but.” – Unknown

“The Grinch’s heart wasn’t the only thing that grew during Christmas. His waistline did too.” – Unknown

“The Grinch knew the true meaning of Christmas: eating until your pants no longer fit.” – Unknown

“The Grinch doesn’t need a gym membership, just a sled and a mountain.” – Unknown

“The Grinch proved that even the coldest heart can melt from a good hug.” – Unknown

“The Grinch thought he was getting coal for Christmas, but Santa just wanted to spice up his barbecue.” – Unknown

“The Grinch discovered the key to a successful Christmas: mistletoe and strategically placed gingerbread cookies.” – Unknown

“The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but I’ve stolen his heart…shaped cookies.” – Unknown

“The Grinch may have been green, but his humor was always on point.” – Unknown

“The Grinch knew the true meaning of Christmas: it’s the only day you can wear a Santa hat without judgement.” – Unknown SELF ABSORBED PEOPLE QUOTES

“The Grinch realized that Christmas is the one time of year when it’s acceptable to overdo everything.” – Unknown

“The Grinch’s idea of caroling was belting out ‘You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch’ in the shower.” – Unknown

“The Grinch’s skills weren’t limited to stealing presents; he could also bake a mean fruitcake.” – Unknown

“The Grinch finally got in the Christmas spirit when he discovered eggnog.” – Unknown

“The Grinch may have hated Christmas, but he loved binge-watching holiday movies.” – Unknown

“The Grinch’s favorite Christmas prank was replacing all the wrapping paper with toilet paper.” – Unknown

“The Grinch realized that most adults turned into kids on Christmas morning…except for him, of course.” – Unknown

“The Grinch may have had a reputation for being naughty, but deep down he was just misunderstood.” – Unknown

“The Grinch’s favorite part about Christmas was the all-you-can-eat buffet.” – Unknown

“The Grinch had a special talent for untangling Christmas lights…but only by stealing everyone else’s.” – Unknown

“The Grinch’s heart grew three sizes that day…and then he had to go shopping for a bigger shirt.” – Unknown

“The Grinch’s idea of a perfect Christmas was one where he could sleep through the entire day.” – Unknown