GRINCH FUNNY CHRISTMAS QUOTES

“Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps, means a little bit more.” – Dr. Seuss

“What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas…perhaps…means a little bit more!” – Dr. Seuss

“The Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store.” – Dr. Seuss

“I’m not just a hair stylist, I’m a hairapist. Santa! Take note!” – The Grinch (Jim Carrey)

“One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.” – The Grinch

“The Grinch hates Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.” – Dr. Seuss

“If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart!” – Ebenezer Scrooge (A Christmas Carol)

“Christmas is canceled. I’m off duty.” – The Grinch (Jim Carrey)

“The Grinch: One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.” – The Grinch (Jim Carrey)

“Cheer up, dude. It could be worse. Right. How? Well, it could be raining… Oh, wait, never mind. It is raining. I’m just so miserable! I can’t believe it anymore!” – The Grinch (Jim Carrey)

“I’m all toasty inside!” – The Grinch (Jim Carrey)

“I would rather listen to nails scratching on a chalkboard than to hear Christmas songs.” – The Grinch HARD TIMES MAKE HARD MEN QUOTE

“Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful. And since we’ve no place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow… somewhere else!” – The Grinch

“Fa-la-la-la-la, go away, go away!” – The Grinch

“You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel. You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel. Mr. Gri-inch!” – Dr. Seuss

“I was just robbed by a sweet, old lady on a motorized cart. I didn’t even see it coming.” – The Grinch (Jim Carrey)

“I’m going to have to go back to wearing my old underwear. It makes my butt look fabulous.” – The Grinch (Jim Carrey)

“The Grinch: The nerve of those Whos, inviting me down there – and on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it! 4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercise; 6:30, dinner with me – I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?” – The Grinch (Jim Carrey)

“I’m feeling like I’ve been nothing but lied to all my life – by everybody, myself included.” – The Grinch (Jim Carrey)

“Christmas?! Bah, humbug!” – Ebenezer Scrooge (A Christmas Carol)

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. Unless you’re me, then you can just stay silent.” – The Grinch

“I’m not a grouch. I’m just a “reverse cheerleader”. Instead of cheering people up, I’m cheering them down.” – The Grinch

“Just because you’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch, doesn’t mean you can’t have a sense of humor!” – Unknown