GRINCH QUOTES HATE CHRISTMAS

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“Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn’t come from a store.” – Dr. Seuss

“I hate Christmas, I hate it! I hate the presents, and the singing, and the joy!” – The Grinch

“I must stop Christmas from coming… but how?” – The Grinch

“Christmas? Bah, humbug!” – The Grinch

“I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!” – The Grinch

“It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.” – The Grinch

“All the noise, noise, noise!” – The Grinch

“It’s because I’m green, isn’t it?” – The Grinch

“These Whos are impossible to hate. They’re so… so… so darn adorable!” – The Grinch

“Christmas is a time for remembering the past and hoping for the future.” – The Grinch

“Oh, the Whomanity!” – The Grinch

“Up on the roof, I heard a noise. And then I saw him, old Santa Claus.” – The Grinch HATE MY JOB QUOTES FUNNY

“I didn’t think anyone would have the guts to come after me. Especially on Christmas Eve.” – The Grinch

“I’m all toasty inside.” – The Grinch

“All right, you’re a reindeer. Here’s your motivation: your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you.” – The Grinch

“Am I just eating because I’m bored?” – The Grinch

“I’m booking myself a one-way ticket to Tijuana!” – The Grinch

“The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there, and on such short notice!” – The Grinch

“Santy Claus, why? Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?” – The Grinch

“I don’t deserve this, I’m an innocent victim of society!” – The Grinch

“Christmas always brought out the worst in people.” – The Grinch

“I guess I could use a little social interaction.” – The Grinch

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