GROUCHO MARX QUOTES BOOK

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception.”

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”

“Those are my principles. If you don’t like them, I have others.”

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”

“Don’t look now, but there’s one too many in this room and I think it’s you.”

“Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me?”

“If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.” COCO CHANEL QUOTES TAKE ONE THING OFF

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

“I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.”

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.”

“I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.”

“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”

“I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.”

“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”

“I would never join a club that would have me as a member.”

“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.”

“I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat!”