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“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception.”
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“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
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“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”
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“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
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“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
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“Those are my principles. If you don’t like them, I have others.”
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“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
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“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”
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“Don’t look now, but there’s one too many in this room and I think it’s you.”
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“Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me?”
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“If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.” COCO CHANEL QUOTES TAKE ONE THING OFF
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“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
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“I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.”
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“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.”
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“I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.”
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“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”
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“I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.”
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“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”
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“I would never join a club that would have me as a member.”
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“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.”
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“I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat!”