GROUNDHOG DAY QUOTES FUNNY

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“When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn’t imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.” – Phil Connors

“Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.” – Phil Connors

“You want a prediction about the weather? You’re asking the wrong Phil. I’ll give you a winter prediction: it’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be grey, and it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life.” – Phil Connors

“It’s so beautiful… Let’s live here!” – Phil Connors

“I’m a god. I’m not the God, I don’t think.” – Phil Connors

“Don’t drive angry!” – Phil Connors

“What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today!” – Phil Connors

“I don’t know where you’re headed, but can you call in sick?” – Phil Connors

“I’m reliving the same day over and over again. And you’re not.” – Phil Connors

“Well, it’s Groundhog Day… again… and that must mean we’re up here in Gobbler’s Knob waiting for the forecast from the world’s most famous groundhog weatherman, Punxsutawney Phil.” – Phil Connors

“Why aren’t you drinking, by the way? It’s good stuff.” – Phil Connors

“You want a prediction about the weather? You’re asking the wrong Phil. I’ll give you a winter prediction: it’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be grey, and it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life.” – Phil Connors SUSTAINABILITY QUOTE

“There’s no way that this winter is ever going to end, as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don’t see any other way out. He’s got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.” – Phil Connors

“Once again, the eyes of the nation have turned here to this tiny village in Western Pennsylvania. Blah, blah, blah… Groundhog Day… Blah, blah, blah… tradition… Blah, blah, blah… would you like to come up to my room?” – Phil Connors

“Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?” – Phil Connors “I don’t think so, but I could check with the kitchen.” – Mrs. Lancaster

“Maybe God isn’t omnipotent. He’s just been around so long, he knows everything.” – Phil Connors

“Can I buy you a drink? Or would you just like the money?” – Phil Connors

“This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.” – Phil Connors

“I’m not going to live by their rules anymore.” – Phil Connors

“I’m reliving the same day over and over again. And you’re not.” – Phil Connors

“I don’t deserve someone like you. But if I ever could, I swear I would love you for the rest of my life.” – Phil Connors

“You know, people like blood sausage too. People are morons.” – Phil Connors

SUSTAINABILITY QUOTE