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“It’s so fluffy, I’m gonna die!” – Despicable Me
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“I will be a great father someday, just not today.” – Despicable Me 2
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“Light bulb.” – Despicable Me
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“To infinity and beyond! Oops, wrong movie.” – Despicable Me 2
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“You know, being a villain is hard work.” – Despicable Me
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“I sit on the toilet just like anyone else.” – Despicable Me 2
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“This is literature? Read a book, it’ll last longer.” – Despicable Me 3
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“Good night, sleep tight, and don’t let the bed bugs bite. Because there are literally thousands of them, and they will. Bye!” – Despicable Me
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“I will defeat you with my army of minions!” – Despicable Me 3
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“Never mess with a man’s coffee, especially mine!” – Despicable Me
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“The crime is the smell, in case you missed it. It’s like a mix of… garbage and death in a can.” – Despicable Me 2
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“I’m just one big, fluffy teddy bear.” – Despicable Me
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“I’m not bald, I’m balding! There’s a difference!” – Despicable Me 3 QUOTES ABOUT LIFE LESSON DAN ARTINYA
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“Gru’s not bluffing. Gru never bluffs.” – Despicable Me 2
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“Life is like a box of chocolates, and I hate chocolates!” – Despicable Me
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“These are unicorns! I love them, I love them, I love them!” – Despicable Me 3
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“Heroes just don’t exist.” – Despicable Me
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“I’m not a good person. I’m a villain!” – Despicable Me 2
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“You are never going to be able to pull off stealing the moon!” – Despicable Me
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“Let’s just say I’m Frankenstein’s monster, and I’m looking for my creator. So, what’s your name?” – Despicable Me 2
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“You know how everyone always says, ‘Seize the moment’? I am seizing the moment!” – Despicable Me 3
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“I’m surrounded by idiots!” – Despicable Me
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“Silence! I love that word.” – Despicable Me 2
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“Just because you’re being a good person doesn’t mean you have to act like one.” – Despicable Me 3