GYM MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES FUNNY

“Sweat is fat crying.” -Unknown

“I don’t sweat, I sparkle.” -Unknown

“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.” -Unknown

“Exercise? I thought you said accessorize!” -Unknown

“I workout because I really like dessert.” -Unknown

“I run, because I really like food.” -Unknown

“I workout because I’m really good at making bad decisions.” -Unknown

“Sorry for what I said when I was hungry.” -Unknown

“My motivation to go to the gym is knowing that I can eat a pizza guilt-free afterward.” -Unknown

“The hardest part of the gym is actually showing up. The second hardest part is finding a parking spot.” -Unknown

“I don’t always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure everyone on Instagram knows about it.” -Unknown

“Gym class should be called ‘Survival of the Sweatiest.'” -Unknown

“I hate it when I wake up and my muscles feel like they were put in a blender, but then I realize I just went to the gym the day before.” -Unknown

“The gym is my sanctuary, where I can lift my spirits along with the weights.” -Unknown FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT SELF LOVE

“I may not be the strongest or fastest, but I’ll be damned if I’m not the most enthusiastic.” -Unknown

“I go to the gym because punching people is frowned upon.” -Unknown

“If running is wrong, I don’t want to be right.” -Unknown

“I don’t sweat, I leak awesome.” -Unknown

“I don’t do cardio because these lashes weren’t made for sweating.” -Unknown

“I could go to the gym, but I think I’ll take a nap instead.” -Unknown

“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch.” -Unknown

“The gym may be my happy place, but did you see the dessert menu?” -Unknown

“I don’t always go to the gym, but when I do, I never forget to take a mirror selfie.” -Unknown

“Motivation to go to the gym: pretending I’m a Victoria’s Secret model in training.” -Unknown

“I work out because I know someday I’ll be the deadlifting grandma scaring the neighborhood kids.” -Unknown

“I don’t lift weights to impress others; I lift weights to impress myself.” -Unknown

“Cardio: I thought you said ‘puppy playdate’.” -Unknown