![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWjVpM28yZE85ZzBnNTdnbFBvQ1p5aFZRUU5QWE5DRzlrQ0RtdXFWU0tVQ0dWWCs0ZStFc1d6MG90QzBQUEpESzc5c2F5M2wySy9vTWFETnZyNkZNUmtWMnNwQXRrVzRQdDZ4bVhrdDBwN3Q%3D/H20+DELIRIOUS+FUNNY+QUOTES/(aa98653b6e169b3498944cc6f995c578).jpg)
“Don’t you dare touch my potato salad, it’s sacred!”
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“I think my brain is slowly turning into mashed potatoes.”
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“I don’t always make sense, but when I do, I don’t.”
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“I don’t need a therapist, I just need more memes.”
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“I’m not crazy, I’m just on a limited edition lunatic edition.”
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“Someone needs to invent a sarcasm font, I’m tired of people not getting it.”
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“I may not be a smart man, but I know how to find the perfect gaming snack.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZk5idUlhakovekU1T281VU9GMVFvNUE1ZGpFSzdFMDc3UENYbERaaElsTi9xZnZMd2ZNVXF0dlI1dWxHRmVwNi9scGNXZmVBSExqL0V6QTB1SWlHL2d6UCtxL0R0R09TU3JoamJrTWlaYXBnPT0%3D/H20+DELIRIOUS+FUNNY+QUOTES/(a2a172fb0fd91857cefd28bf7379f91e).jpg)
“I’m not lazy, I just have a strong aversion to unnecessary movement.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZDEvYmFLUE16dW8yOHRWTG90V0RmRVVPU0FERGlLQy91dmE0by9zTmluU2FramFNVVJqRHhydCtLYXJHSEZ2MTllOWkxQ2hlK29aL2FPaUxEWklHWWdmaFRJTlAyZDZoQ2lPcFQvQ2NGeFBIMXdvSmlBNW5KUm0zNmJhak5iaEJRRld0UmFYQ2xUZXpjSW9KWTdHNzJm/H20+DELIRIOUS+FUNNY+QUOTES/(4b76f520b7924045f910eb05d24ba33d).jpg)
“I’m not addicted to video games, they’re just my hobby…okay, maybe I’m addicted.”
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“Is it just me, or does life feel like a never-ending game of hide and seek?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUlVrRUFBOEhrOWpOb2F1VDl1UEUrRXhyREN5Zkl0N2RYWCtXK3dOWVI0azRDZFRUS1p6L2I2NTV1eDg1ZENKOVU0bEV4RDlqU3BYZUVhYmVqM3ZOZVpPbDZMeVVtYS91SXI3ZFAxSnhTY1BJKzhqK0czWkVZRzEwUW5iS2tCZS9rWml0QUNTRTZLcm5UN2NCbjBVb1RkQWc1ZzBwdkpobC9mbE91Q2hnT0F3/H20+DELIRIOUS+FUNNY+QUOTES/(e17905cf23fe521f36bf53fa1a1dd27b).jpg)
“If life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrV1FlMkk5Q0FZeU9EK040YTI1UnJUWE9RbzU3Rk5qSGxNRWt6TUt4dUZIQ3BIcDV0UlBYSTQxc3hzSW01czBqWk95QVhlandkTFVXMlFScGl2VXk4dHFJWHBpam9YeldtaGsvdm9OWGptckU%3D/H20+DELIRIOUS+FUNNY+QUOTES/(bd1a2f400ac2060eff8f2bc084c7a694).jpg)
“I speak fluent sarcasm, it’s like a second language to me.”
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“I don’t need a prince charming, I need someone who can beat me at Mario Kart.” MAKE ROOM QUOTES
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just practicing my fake falls for the next viral video.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVmEwVzVEa2RQaldNc2JWZkdMYU55KzI3cWlYMW5wOVFLZEI4TkgzSm14ZEVDQ1BvejBtblVPTXluZG1JREdUdFhDMXFpU0d2dFBOMkE4R0xrSVJlNi9MT2ZNRDRVWWIzbTAxVFNyOWRNeFYxWlYralFzbStSWkowV1A3aG1OUWhnPT0%3D/H20+DELIRIOUS+FUNNY+QUOTES/(4608b44fb6c1704ebc2a918a868672f9).jpg)
“Before you judge me, make sure you’re perfect…oh wait, nobody is.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWXFGTUJidEVySVVtamFaV1N3a2d6L2lsUXNRY1NUenpOSnVMN2J3L1BucFZpUjZia094WmdPVzJIMHpYZWkzaHlOcHB3a3lkVGxqaDJnczFLbGFWeWxuUVQ3L294YXg5S01IV25GN3YzblVHVDRYaisvVERlN2NSaFZlaS9vUnFrSlFnQW95UytzeVpCWnJNVERzaUM4PQ%3D%3D/H20+DELIRIOUS+FUNNY+QUOTES/(4b6854e61127615f0b22fa90e291087c).jpg)
“My life motto is ‘Why make things easy when you can make them complicated?'”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2amxsTVdTc0lLV1F0VzRvZVFpTFlqbThaSEFldmxtbU1oN0dEQWI2Wk96NHJvQklGM21kYUVxaTZXUEljbGpOcFduNHdyRTl5UFVLZ0FvVGFvZ0I3OWRzSTNTZFZiNi9XYktLZ0lYYjJMVWhqdzNlc21UVEdPM3l1RUZ5dVVSTU9JPQ%3D%3D/H20+DELIRIOUS+FUNNY+QUOTES/(1b055fe59b969cc647f7ab0c1ab700c9).jpg)
“I don’t need directions, my GPS is powered by my intuition…and a few wrong turns.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVmdoN2d0NDV1bVhjdnpMOGhod0M4UW5DeXRlN2tRbGJNbHhwV1dOYnJPaUg0UGNFUHZNL3RLSUhtZUpjdGV0N09weXZVK0hsc1h4b2dsUktxVmhtQ2tKeWVtSDNiNzMxZ3Exc1dBbm1oYVM%3D/H20+DELIRIOUS+FUNNY+QUOTES/(a37324e0b1fbf30dffae9cfe3ae82535).jpg)
“If I was a superhero, my power would be procrastination.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYkQ2R3ZhU3gvdUxheW40WlkwTExiZWVZQ1VDemw4NjNYdmlXOTk1anZIQWlvaldUSjM5WGdGQUY3MnVEMmFPRDRybFE2b1VudXI2UkpNcUN4cFlsbkNjRjRCdjRBc0Y2ZWVSTzA5RG1pbGlyakJmSlZja2JhSk9rdmVuMmZaU09nPT0%3D/H20+DELIRIOUS+FUNNY+QUOTES/(3742b0a027a974b61b2af38bfde554d8).jpg)
“They say laughter is the best medicine, so I live in an eternal comedy show.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY2VYbXpWM0ViN3ZRY3BBNmFLOTdNaHhOZkpwVlMyUlh3U0FrRkp3Q1R3SUl6MjZXajhLQXllMzN4bzhxSTN0RW92a0NxamFXQzdTMUhYbElZTUU4V0c%3D/H20+DELIRIOUS+FUNNY+QUOTES/(7a8d96937a7a814016d7ebb5cd6c1e53).jpg)
“I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZW5vTk9XNzlNT3dVQ1EvYzdlV0RVbGZuV0l1akhNai9tRXhhdVJTWkZ0NkNXUVZYQzJGbVZtVWdNRnBqYng1US82V3pyZjdkSG41VVgxZTYvWEFxNmtmUWdXbzNWVUxNZG5JY252WWFTOGR3PT0%3D/H20+DELIRIOUS+FUNNY+QUOTES/(6d0df6202ad6774b7c8f41d9fe017ad8).jpg)
“I’m not clumsy, I’m just an expert at creating controlled chaos.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY1ErNldUQm00dE94Q25FcytNc2UvRVpaU1pNSnNHTDRFYTBtL0tkN1BjNVhnakc2Yk8yRm16b2QxazVxcjRxUHQvMUdaTktBcWM3VlZ5TndVQjd6YXNmMVpKZFMvbU9LZENMNzN6clR3R3RqYXNZUXhRK3pNOWZKU2YzQTFxcTRCc3dPMUpEaGpRdzYvY3J5Y3NaeHFZPQ%3D%3D/H20+DELIRIOUS+FUNNY+QUOTES/(8ea6cf1ab718ac0a81891f7eb35f9d5a).jpg)
“Don’t underestimate me, I may look innocent, but my imagination can destroy worlds.”
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“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition…okay, fine, I’m weird too.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY1ErNldUQm00dE94Q25FcytNc2UvRkgyamRzdHdRWlVZTlJvT2xmUGNDdVAwek9CQW05TExsSU95TE9hV1NKZGNoS0t4aFVNSVFQTFZXcVRVdkNxeHlHamRkbTgvTE4yakxWUDRqeW92ckRuYXhDS3NnSVFXRFIrODA3aEFiUGtnPT0%3D/H20+DELIRIOUS+FUNNY+QUOTES/(92c4f91efa32975c6cc681fd52d02ab1).jpg)
“Don’t worry about me, I’m on a first name basis with chaos.”
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“I’m not forgetful, I’m just way too focused on the present, and maybe a little bit obsessed with bacon.”