H20 DELIRIOUS FUNNY QUOTES

“Don’t you dare touch my potato salad, it’s sacred!”

“I think my brain is slowly turning into mashed potatoes.”

“I don’t always make sense, but when I do, I don’t.”

“I don’t need a therapist, I just need more memes.”

“I’m not crazy, I’m just on a limited edition lunatic edition.”

“Someone needs to invent a sarcasm font, I’m tired of people not getting it.”

“I may not be a smart man, but I know how to find the perfect gaming snack.”

“I’m not lazy, I just have a strong aversion to unnecessary movement.”

“I’m not addicted to video games, they’re just my hobby…okay, maybe I’m addicted.”

“Is it just me, or does life feel like a never-ending game of hide and seek?”

“If life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!”

“I speak fluent sarcasm, it’s like a second language to me.”

“I don’t need a prince charming, I need someone who can beat me at Mario Kart.” MAKE ROOM QUOTES

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just practicing my fake falls for the next viral video.”

“Before you judge me, make sure you’re perfect…oh wait, nobody is.”

“My life motto is ‘Why make things easy when you can make them complicated?'”

“I don’t need directions, my GPS is powered by my intuition…and a few wrong turns.”

“If I was a superhero, my power would be procrastination.”

“They say laughter is the best medicine, so I live in an eternal comedy show.”

“I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome!”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just an expert at creating controlled chaos.”

“Don’t underestimate me, I may look innocent, but my imagination can destroy worlds.”

“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition…okay, fine, I’m weird too.”

“Don’t worry about me, I’m on a first name basis with chaos.”

“I’m not forgetful, I’m just way too focused on the present, and maybe a little bit obsessed with bacon.”