HALLOWEEN FUNNY QUOTES

“Eat, drink, and be scary!”

“Ghouls just wanna have fun.”

“Trick or treat yo’ self!”

“I’m just here for the boos!”

“Creepin’ it real.”

“Keep calm and carry a wand.”

“If you’ve got it, haunt it!”

“I’m a Halloweenaholic, and October 31st is my Christmas.”

“Witch better have my candy!”

“Eat, drink, and be scary… it’s Halloween!”

“Resting witch face.”

“I’m here for the boos!”

“Candy corn: the veggie of Halloween.”

“I’m falling for pumpkins.”

“I’m just a mummy looking for my boo.” CHRISTMAS QUOTES FOR LOVED ONES

“Caution! Witch crossing.”

“Trick or tequila!”

“Have a fang-tastic Halloween!”

“Witch please, I ride a broomstick.”

“Fangs for the memories.”

“Boo-tiful things come to those who haunt.”

“I’m the ghostess with the mostess.”

“Witch way to the candy?”

“This witch can be bribed with chocolate.”

“Let’s get wicked this Halloween!”

“Zombies love brains, but I’m safe!”

“You say witch like it’s a bad thing.”

“Keep calm and scare on.”

“I’m just boo-tiful the way I am.”