![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYTA2ZVFyYXNiQXk0N0hCTUlESldJeW5uaHBjM0dOWEZRdFdCdVlHa1BWd2NwMXBPaTJDRUl2ZFlyQnAyOWV6UkE9PQ%3D%3D/HALLOWEEN+FUNNY+QUOTES/(643c203f0559179cb0c215dfe848b6bd).jpg)
“Eat, drink, and be scary!”
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“Ghouls just wanna have fun.”
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“Trick or treat yo’ self!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY2JSVlg3QXZCQ3FPVWF1MWc2UHBNMnhmSFhOeWg1UG92N3gyMGdSWXNlV2JLa3FhQUY5ZG41RW9lajBHbHFrdFU9/HALLOWEEN+FUNNY+QUOTES/(86a3fda07971580361455a8c955c085a).jpg)
“I’m just here for the boos!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZWkwNG1Zd3cxc093YnVqbXlGazVNU0p0S0RBbFBmME1TOXc3Vnk5dzBFQVk2WXNocWRlZWVCbmNPbCtTM1U4QUE9PQ%3D%3D/HALLOWEEN+FUNNY+QUOTES/(fad76a47047c9b0f6592851e565977cb).jpg)
“Creepin’ it real.”
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“Keep calm and carry a wand.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUjhINThUbmxNTk9ucDFQeUxsZm9uZy9aK202azBhZ3k4Y084eGJJalIzRlNOaEVTMHpnenJteW9MME9mWmtQTDlhZmNBLzh3RE9yMnpDRE54T3ZlbzA9/HALLOWEEN+FUNNY+QUOTES/(700abf69f88e7b2bcbfb2492cd796b28).jpg)
“If you’ve got it, haunt it!”
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“I’m a Halloweenaholic, and October 31st is my Christmas.”
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“Witch better have my candy!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZW5OODcrTk9kVkpFQktiS0RYd1VSSmxpSzlPNEZabzhNUVd4N1FDVFFHYTNiSzkwOGpibFY0SGhVSllsNU9TYU9qOGZtNmRIQ1JRb211a0JJajRTenY3NUVnbmYzM0E2TTh0aVpreXZJZ3E%3D/HALLOWEEN+FUNNY+QUOTES/(e53576179cfedbf82dfb0cb571e4c570).jpg)
“Eat, drink, and be scary… it’s Halloween!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVjVrdDJoTFU3TlU1VTRLVlhxMWdqM0IzUG9KNGNVbTY1WVJ3S3VqTjlvaFFhKzQ1RVdDcVNveFl1YzdSNnVsblE9PQ%3D%3D/HALLOWEEN+FUNNY+QUOTES/(371b30ea9790d39864c55287bedffab2).jpg)
“Resting witch face.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZEtQZFZIODVDZnJ4VnhaVHhBaldUQ1JubERJdis4U2g5S0RVNXhidlJGY1E9PQ%3D%3D/HALLOWEEN+FUNNY+QUOTES/(c6fbcbb5b8f4327611ca61ca02fb6df1).jpg)
“I’m here for the boos!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWWt6SkcrZjQxREtYQ0hMTzh5aWRkOTE1VFlEUDgyVitWQzBTQWFteWc4OVh4VzNLZmU1UjcybTVJUXVQckg1N1ZNeFNDSnZrWDV2cVZCdFFJekdiQ1U9/HALLOWEEN+FUNNY+QUOTES/(d27d4ad2a6ee69251d7a5cd1584e8da9).jpg)
“Candy corn: the veggie of Halloween.”
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“I’m falling for pumpkins.”
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“I’m just a mummy looking for my boo.” CHRISTMAS QUOTES FOR LOVED ONES
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“Caution! Witch crossing.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWDVOaDMxK0ZQRWJjQld3ck4xanh4R2RxbVMwUXBXNTJnekprSmluRHBQY1hkSEIzdFViTm10K3Q1YjNUMGYvQ0E9PQ%3D%3D/HALLOWEEN+FUNNY+QUOTES/(67733b37f9a2e3b3fc416aa7169313cd).jpg)
“Trick or tequila!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYXVKaTFJcGUvZ242UEcza3gxVkw5Q3VFV29yZ3QvUGRVNmRsU24vcDBjK3VCNndMc2JMdDh5TTJnVHNjcXZrSlE9PQ%3D%3D/HALLOWEEN+FUNNY+QUOTES/(7caa3bb14561d8f0fc321c4f56164eea).jpg)
“Have a fang-tastic Halloween!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWHk5SDQ2VlhsaUpodHRnNzQ3L0VtSFRIejR0Yzg0TnRnZk1maXFHb0gzU1EyVEc0aVhONmt1T0RmK3YvQVBqbDRDUWEyVU9SWkREekkvZUZOL3BMbEE9/HALLOWEEN+FUNNY+QUOTES/(7f3dcb88f5f1c8b74721b6f3255153f9).jpg)
“Witch please, I ride a broomstick.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYTV2REp4bmMxT3Z2eDc0K211bzdZWXhoazJzVnNvNGhJNWR0Vm0rSG9kaSszRTFqS0xYM2QyTkhuS0VEdzh6dEE9PQ%3D%3D/HALLOWEEN+FUNNY+QUOTES/(9af41253663aff081c256a111a37fcad).jpg)
“Fangs for the memories.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVGlYUDMzcWZMQUIzdkRtblNIK1ZxM0ljT3JMcHdST2FMeU9tbFRTVHUwNnMyeXpxczliU1VPUVc0ejBiWTNFaEVtWDFSdG41dnBBVE5iMkczRHN5NEU9/HALLOWEEN+FUNNY+QUOTES/(e0fab5aaf8891f6343c93a5ec59eb729).jpg)
“Boo-tiful things come to those who haunt.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZU5abHF1QU9lazZWTy9uZjVyL1oxWm9Sc3lERUFycW1tc2pCTkJMbmVtL0VHbU1reGtuYXpSempTSVM0R29wTEE9/HALLOWEEN+FUNNY+QUOTES/(d11e8dc369369e4b76a99fa29a4a65e6).jpg)
“I’m the ghostess with the mostess.”
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“Witch way to the candy?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVzdwWjNZSVQxK2puMXhOVE9zVGR6ZWplWmk4V0FJY1J4WUlYTkJkcHljRHFRV2MzZjhLaUpCQkJKM0FMaldyQWs3MmVsUVhmNmxCVkZnVEZGWjEycVE9/HALLOWEEN+FUNNY+QUOTES/(337156aad04e1b5a11fafb0173b86992).jpg)
“This witch can be bribed with chocolate.”
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“Let’s get wicked this Halloween!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWGxjSmFHZEJ2TzFpK1oxa1lZWTJCcWVIN0EvY2NrRjlhMklHcDc3WnJ6bnVzSm45d1dnYlBqNEo5aDRWdzFuL3NycWtCUTcwT2xEdUtFZkdLdXVSVlU9/HALLOWEEN+FUNNY+QUOTES/(413c4d3797b6de5923cc5cb131784161).jpg)
“Zombies love brains, but I’m safe!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU1F2Qm9vWkRKTk11VEg2QVpwWnBycFVWcUp2UFordS9ubDlQekNQOGhnSGtWN3MwSUxtT2NqUEp2cTZ4Y3ZpTkhUTnJMWUhUdXkvSi8xSHVNOFI0VzA9/HALLOWEEN+FUNNY+QUOTES/(017c1318c407a8cbf01ab4d774dc63df).jpg)
“You say witch like it’s a bad thing.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVUFLaXE2cFEyaW10LzdXYm5YT2lIU29TWDYxNURMbXp4RERhRUQzM1ViNXBsc0wwMzROQksyNG1LQTRMbWZDbGc9PQ%3D%3D/HALLOWEEN+FUNNY+QUOTES/(9f3dd362a25a3a808dd3a40e2c3ea274).jpg)
“Keep calm and scare on.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZTlDNTR3WVJ3NDV5alMrU1V0L2pMOFlZNDE3ZmpiOHZ1MVBqak43MUJ2eUhVTXZGSXpKR0xGd1BRbHlRSGRGQ2M9/HALLOWEEN+FUNNY+QUOTES/(78f26dee16510101628f481d23ceacea).jpg)
“I’m just boo-tiful the way I am.”