HAPPY ANNIVERSARY FUNNY QUOTES

“Love means never having to say, ‘Oops, I forgot our anniversary!'”

“Happy anniversary to the couple who still enjoys pretending to like each other on social media!”

“Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man-child who can’t do laundry.”

“Congratulations on tolerating each other’s weird habits for another year!”

“Happy anniversary to the couple who proved that marriages built on nonsense can still last!”

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. But after a few years, you’re just hoping for a club and a spade!”

“Marriage is like a roller coaster ride, full of ups, downs, and occasional screaming!”

“It’s impressive how you’ve managed to stay married for [insert number] years without getting caught plotting each other’s demise!”

“Happy anniversary to the couple who completes each other’s sentences… with sarcastic remarks!”

“May your love be as endless as your arguments over the remote control!”

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband!”

“The secret to a successful marriage is to keep your sense of humor… and conveniently forget your partner’s embarrassing moments!”

“Another year together, and you still haven’t killed each other. Congrats!”

“Happy anniversary! Remember, the key to a long-lasting marriage is to always forgive quickly, but never forget!”

“Marriage: the process of finding out which hand your partner can’t live without!” HATEFUL PERSON QUOTES

“Congratulations on spending another year annoying each other and still managing to stay together!”

“Happy anniversary, my dear! Who would’ve thought that we’d make it through all those debates over which way the toilet paper should roll?”

“The best thing to hold onto in life is each other… and a sense of humor!”

“Happy anniversary to the couple who still Googles ‘how to keep a marriage alive’ after all these years!”

“Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke, and neither of you knows how to play!”

“Happy anniversary! Let’s celebrate another year of pretending we know what we’re doing!”

“Marriage: the only time you can fall asleep in each other’s arms without actually being romantic!”

“Happy anniversary to the couple who have perfected the art of folding fitted sheets… into a ball!”

“Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park!”

“Congratulations on surviving another year of marriage without needing bail money!”

“Happy anniversary to the couple who still laughs at each other’s jokes, even when they’re not funny!”

“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is married!”

“Happy anniversary! May your love continue to bloom, even though you forgot to water it!”

“Marriage is like a war zone, but luckily you have each other as battle partners!”