HAPPY FAMILY FUNNY QUOTES

“Happiness is having a large, loving, and happy family… in another city.” – George Burns

“A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.” – Ogden Nash

“Having a house full of screaming kids is the most chaotic form of happy that exists.” – Unknown

“If you think I’m crazy just because I have a big family, you should see our dinner table!” – Unknown

“In a world full of Kardashians, be a Weasley.” – Unknown

“A family that laughs together, stays together.” – Unknown

“Family: Where life begins and love never ends.” – Unknown

“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.” – Unknown

“I love my family so much. Except when we’re doing karaoke and then I want to disown every one of them.” – Unknown

“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” – Victor Borge

“Happiness is having crazy siblings.” – Unknown

“My family is like fudge – mostly sweet, but with a lot of nuts!” – Unknown MISUNDERSTANDING HUSBAND QUOTES

“The best thing about having a big family is that there’s always someone to laugh with, cry with, and blame things on.” – Unknown

“Friends come and go, but family is forever… annoying.” – Unknown

“The family that plays together, stays together… unless someone wins too often, then they’re banned.” – Unknown

“Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.” – David Frost

“I smile because you’re my family. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.” – Unknown

“I told my kids that because of the pandemic, Santa’s watching them on Zoom this year. Parenting level: expert.” – Unknown

“Family: Where life begins and love never ends… but patience sometimes runs thin.” – Unknown

“Happiness is knowing your family is as crazy as you are.” – Unknown

“A family is a loud, messy, and loving experiment in chaos.” – Unknown

“There is no such thing as the perfect family, but there is such a thing as a perfectly imperfect one.” – Unknown