HAPPY LIFE QUOTES FUNNY

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“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns

“I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home… I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby.” – Nancie J. Carmody

“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.” – Mark Twain

“The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.” – Chuck Palahniuk

“Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions.” – Dalai Lama

“Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.” – Henry David Thoreau

“Happiness is a warm puppy.” – Charles M. Schulz

“I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea.” – Carrie Bradshaw

“Happiness is an inside job. Don’t assign anyone else that much power over your life.” – Mandy Hale

“Happiness is having a friend who understands your weirdness.” – Unknown

“Happiness is the secret to all beauty. There is no beauty without happiness.” – Christian Dior

“Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.” – Unknown

“Happiness is being able to laugh at yourself.” – Unknown PRETTY BOOK QUOTES

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite

“Laughing is one of the best exercises, so keep your abs in shape by laughing every day!” – Unknown

“Happiness is a choice, not a result. Nothing will make you happy until you choose to be happy. No person will make you happy unless you decide to be happy. Your happiness will not come to you. It can only come from you.” – Ralph Marston

“The first step is you have to say that you can.” – Will Smith

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Steve Jobs

“Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present.” – Jim Rohn

“The only thing that stands between a person and what they want in life is the will to try it and the faith to believe it’s possible.” – Joel Brown

“Happiness is not a goal; it’s a by-product.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.” – E.E. Cummings

“Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Life is too short to take seriously, so laugh whenever you can!” – Unknown

“Happiness is not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt

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