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“Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone and without love. Thanks, Cupid!”
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“Love is in the air…along with a million cheesy Valentine’s Day cards and heart-shaped balloons.”
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“Valentine’s Day is the perfect opportunity to let your loved ones know just how much you tolerate them.”
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“Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine’s Day is expensive – just like you!”
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“I asked my significant other what they wanted for Valentine’s Day. They replied, ‘A better partner.’ Looks like I’ll be shopping for a new relationship!”
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“Valentine’s Day is the day when restaurants pretend to be fancy, and single people pretend not to care.”
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“If you’re feeling lonely this Valentine’s Day, just remember that some people are actually paying for their own company!”
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“They say love is blind, but my bank account isn’t. Happy Valentine’s Day!”
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“Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to remind your partner that they’re stuck with you for another year.”
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“I thought Valentine’s Day was supposed to be sweet, but all I got was a cavity from all the chocolate I ate.”
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“Valentine’s Day is just like any other day, except you pay double the price for flowers and chocolates.”
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“Love is like a box of chocolates… overpriced and full of calories.”
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“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m only in this relationship because you’re not a serial killer. Happy Valentine’s Day!”
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“For Valentine’s Day, I just want someone to text me back within a reasonable time frame.”
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“Valentine’s Day is the day when single people become professional third-wheelers.”
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“Relationships are like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?” QUOTES ABOUT FUNNY LOVE TAGALOG VERSION
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“Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand.”
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“Valentine’s Day: the one day you can buy yourself discounted chocolates and pretend someone wanted to give them to you.”
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“Valentine’s Day is the perfect opportunity to show your love through clichéd gestures and overpriced dinners.”
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“Who needs a Valentine when you can have pizza and Netflix?”
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“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.”
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“Valentine’s Day is just another excuse for companies to sell heart-shaped merchandise at exorbitant prices.”
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“Valentine’s Day: the holiday where love stinks – literally, if you forget to buy deodorant.”
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“Celebrating Valentine’s Day with your partner is like a weight loss journey. The first few years are full of excitement and progress, but eventually, you just stop trying.”
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“Valentine’s Day is the perfect chance to prove that love isn’t dead, just heavily commercialized.”
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“I asked Cupid, ‘Why did you shoot me with an arrow?’ He replied, ‘I wanted to make sure I hit a heartless target.'”
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“Valentine’s Day is the one day of the year where dating apps remind you how single you truly are.”
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“I’m celebrating Valentine’s Day by making reservations… for one.”
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“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m only with you because no one else wants me too.”
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“Valentine’s Day: when you realize that those empty conversations you’ve been having with yourself would be better with another person.”