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“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.”
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“Marriage is like a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops!”
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“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”
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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person – and being able to laugh at yourself.”
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“Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops!”
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“Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering!”
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“The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret. All we know is that they’re still together!”
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“Marriage is not about finding the right person. It’s about finding a person you can annoy for the rest of your life!”
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“Marriage is a relationship in which you fight over the remote control and then end up cuddling on the couch.”
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, you need two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’ll be looking for a club and a spade!”
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“Marriage is being in love for the rest of your life and sharing a mutual dislike for each other’s morning breath.”
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“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy every day.”
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“Marriage is just a fancy word for having your best friend annoy you for the rest of your life.”
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“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!” GOOD DEEDS QUOTES IN URDU
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“Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener – especially when your spouse leaves their dirty socks around!”
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“Marriage is all about compromise. For example, he forgets birthdays, and she forgets anniversaries!”
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“The secret to a happy marriage is a sense of humor – and a short memory!”
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“Behind every great man there’s a woman, rolling her eyes.”
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“Marriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is constantly on fire, the pieces are made of glass, and you’re blindfolded. But hey, at least you can laugh about it!”
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start off with two hearts and a diamond. After a few years, you’re looking for a club and a spade.”
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“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
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“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other person is the husband.”
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“Marriage is sharing life with your best friend, even if they snore and hog the covers!”
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“Marriage is a relationship where you say, ‘I love you,’ but secretly mean, ‘I’ll tolerate you.'”
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“Marriage is not about finding the right person. It’s about being the right person… who doesn’t mind socks on the floor!”
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“Marriage is all about finding that special someone to annoy for the rest of your life.”
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“Marriage is like a roller coaster. Some parts are smooth and enjoyable, while others make you want to throw up. Cheers to surviving the ride!”