HAPPY WEDDING ANNIVERSARY FUNNY QUOTES

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.”

“Marriage is like a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops!”

“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person – and being able to laugh at yourself.”

“Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops!”

“Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering!”

“The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret. All we know is that they’re still together!”

“Marriage is not about finding the right person. It’s about finding a person you can annoy for the rest of your life!”

“Marriage is a relationship in which you fight over the remote control and then end up cuddling on the couch.”

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, you need two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’ll be looking for a club and a spade!”

“Marriage is being in love for the rest of your life and sharing a mutual dislike for each other’s morning breath.”

“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy every day.”

“Marriage is just a fancy word for having your best friend annoy you for the rest of your life.”

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!” GOOD DEEDS QUOTES IN URDU

“Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener – especially when your spouse leaves their dirty socks around!”

“Marriage is all about compromise. For example, he forgets birthdays, and she forgets anniversaries!”

“The secret to a happy marriage is a sense of humor – and a short memory!”

“Behind every great man there’s a woman, rolling her eyes.”

“Marriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is constantly on fire, the pieces are made of glass, and you’re blindfolded. But hey, at least you can laugh about it!”

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start off with two hearts and a diamond. After a few years, you’re looking for a club and a spade.”

“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other person is the husband.”

“Marriage is sharing life with your best friend, even if they snore and hog the covers!”

“Marriage is a relationship where you say, ‘I love you,’ but secretly mean, ‘I’ll tolerate you.'”

“Marriage is not about finding the right person. It’s about being the right person… who doesn’t mind socks on the floor!”

“Marriage is all about finding that special someone to annoy for the rest of your life.”

“Marriage is like a roller coaster. Some parts are smooth and enjoyable, while others make you want to throw up. Cheers to surviving the ride!”