HATE MY JOB QUOTES FUNNY

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“I love my job, it’s the work I hate.” – Garrett Morris

“I’m not enjoying my job, but I’m also not horribly depressed. It’s kind of like being stuck in purgatory… with paychecks.” – Anonymous

“I hate my job, but I need six cups of coffee a day to pretend I don’t.” – Anonymous

“The best part of my job is when I clock out.” – Anonymous

“I don’t hate my job, but it definitely hates me.” – Anonymous

“I always wanted a job that required minimal effort. Turns out, I’m a natural at hating what I do!” – Anonymous

“I’m not saying I hate my job, but if it were on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.” – Anonymous

“Work is the worst thing ever invented; I’m so glad I have a job.” – Anonymous

“I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do absolutely nothing at work.” – Anonymous

“If my job had a ‘Most Hated Employee’ award, I’d secretly campaign for it.” – Anonymous

“I’m not sure if I hate my job or if it’s just the people I work with that make it unbearable.” – Anonymous CHRISTMAS IS HERE QUOTES

“My job is a constant reminder of why I need a vacation. Permanently.” – Anonymous

“I don’t hate my job, but I don’t exactly like it enough to ruin my weekend by thinking about it on Sundays.” – Anonymous

“My job is like a blister – it’s painful, irritating, and it always shows up when I least expect it.” – Anonymous

“I hate my job so much that I’m considering becoming a professional coffee drinker.” – Anonymous

“My job is the reason my alarm clock has trust issues.” – Anonymous

“I like to think of my job as a daily reminder of all the dreams I gave up on.” – Anonymous

“If hating my job was an Olympic sport, I’d have several gold medals by now.” – Anonymous

“I don’t hate my job, but if a magical fairy came and granted me three wishes… quitting would be all three.” – Anonymous

“I used to have a nightmare about monsters under my bed. Now I have nightmares about going to work every day.” – Anonymous

CHRISTMAS IS HERE QUOTES