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“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
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“Remember, it’s not a bad day, just a bad five minutes you’ve been hanging onto all day.”
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“Today is a good day to have a good day.”
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“Don’t take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”
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“Smile and the world will wonder what you’re up to.”
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“If you can’t change your problems, change your attitude towards them.”
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“Do more of what makes you happy and less of what makes you frown.”
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“May your day be as flawless as your selfies.”
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“Always remember, you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think, especially after two cups of coffee.”
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“Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.”
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“Today’s forecast: 100% chance of smiles and laughter.” JEALOUSY BITTERNESS QUOTES
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“Don’t forget to be awesome today.”
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“If Monday had a face, I would punch it. But then I remember it’s just another day, and violence is not the solution.”
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“The only time you should ever look back is to see how far you’ve come.”
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“Happiness is an inside job. You can’t rely on anyone else to make you happy, so go out there and make your day awesome.”
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“Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle. You were born to shine.”
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“You have the same amount of hours in a day as Beyoncé. Make it count.”
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“It’s a beautiful day to leave some footprints in the sand and some handprints on a glass of lemonade.”
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“Life is too short to be serious all the time. Embrace the absurdity and enjoy the ride!”
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“May your day be as wonderful as finding a parking spot right in front of the entrance.”
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“Remember, every day is a gift. Unwrap it with joy and gratitude.”