HAVE A NICE DAY QUOTES FUNNY

“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”

“Remember, it’s not a bad day, just a bad five minutes you’ve been hanging onto all day.”

“Today is a good day to have a good day.”

“Don’t take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”

“Smile and the world will wonder what you’re up to.”

“If you can’t change your problems, change your attitude towards them.”

“Do more of what makes you happy and less of what makes you frown.”

“May your day be as flawless as your selfies.”

“Always remember, you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think, especially after two cups of coffee.”

“Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.”

“Today’s forecast: 100% chance of smiles and laughter.” JEALOUSY BITTERNESS QUOTES

“Don’t forget to be awesome today.”

“If Monday had a face, I would punch it. But then I remember it’s just another day, and violence is not the solution.”

“The only time you should ever look back is to see how far you’ve come.”

“Happiness is an inside job. You can’t rely on anyone else to make you happy, so go out there and make your day awesome.”

“Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle. You were born to shine.”

“You have the same amount of hours in a day as Beyoncé. Make it count.”

“It’s a beautiful day to leave some footprints in the sand and some handprints on a glass of lemonade.”

“Life is too short to be serious all the time. Embrace the absurdity and enjoy the ride!”

“May your day be as wonderful as finding a parking spot right in front of the entrance.”

“Remember, every day is a gift. Unwrap it with joy and gratitude.”