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“I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy-saving mode.”
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“I’m currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTFs per hour.”
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“I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.”
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“The only exercise I do is running out of money.”
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“I don’t need anger management, people just need to stop pissing me off.”
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“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”
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“My doctors told me I have a serious condition…they called it ‘insanity’.”
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“You know you’re getting old when you bend down to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.”
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“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
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“I follow three simple rules: eat, sleep, and be lazy.”
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“I’m not clumsy, it’s just the floor hates me and the tables and chairs are bullies.”
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“My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.”
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“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, she hugged me.” FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT
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“If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.”
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“I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully the first time.”
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“I tried being normal once, worst two minutes of my life.”
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“Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it.”
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“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which are kinda the same thing.”
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“I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.”
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“I can resist everything except temptation and pizza.”
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“I don’t have a beer belly, I have a protective covering for my rock-hard abs.”
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“I’m not a nerd, I’m just smarter than everyone else.”
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“I’m not always sarcastic, sometimes I’m sleeping.”
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“I don’t have a short attention span, I just…oh look, a squirrel!”
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“When nothing goes right, go left. Unless there’s a wall, then turn back.”