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“My New Year’s resolution is to be more spontaneous… starting next year.”
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“May all your troubles last as long as your resolutions!”
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“New Year’s resolutions are just like babies: They’re fun to make but extremely difficult to maintain.”
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“The only thing I’m looking forward to in 2022 is figuring out how to write the date correctly.”
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“New Year’s resolution: Gym membership? Nah, I’ll just take a nap.”
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“I can’t believe it’s already been a year since I didn’t become a better person.”
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“My goal for 2022 is to accomplish the goals of 2021 which I should have done in 2020 because I promised them in 2019 and planned them in 20”
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“May all your wrinkles be ironed out, and may all your selfies have perfect lighting in the New Year!”
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“New Year’s resolution: To stop making over-the-top resolutions I know I won’t keep.”
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“I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.”
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“My resolution is to spend less time interacting with people… oh wait, that was last year’s resolution.”
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“The first resolution of 2022: Let’s eat cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!” BEST QUOTES OF WARREN BUFFETT
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“New Year’s resolution: Survive another year without getting caught!”
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“I don’t usually make New Year’s resolutions, but this year I resolve to be even lazier.”
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“New Year’s resolution: Get in shape… keep Round as a shape.”
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“May your New Year’s Eve be as sparkling and bubbly as the champagne, but not as messy as the hangover!”
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“New Year’s resolution: Make fewer resolutions. You know, so I don’t fail at so many things.”
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“May your New Year’s resolutions be as long-lasting as a newly opened bag of chips.”
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“I’m ready to tackle my 2022 New Year’s resolutions… as soon as I finish this pizza.”
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“New Year’s resolution: Embrace my inner sloth without any guilt!”
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“My New Year’s resolution is to remember to write ‘2022’ on all my checks… once I finally remember to start writing checks.”
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“New Year’s resolution: Learn to laugh at my own jokes, even when no one else does.”