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“Life is like a roller coaster – full of ups, downs, and plenty of screaming.”
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“If life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for chocolate.”
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“Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.”
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“I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not fake.”
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“I like my coffee how I like my mornings – dark and full of potential.”
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“Life is too short to be taken seriously. Laugh out loud!”
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“In the game of life, I’m the funniest player on the field.”
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“I may not be rich, but I have a great sense of humor – and that’s priceless.”
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“The best things in life are free, the second best are expensive chocolates!”
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“If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.”
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“I’ve learned that life is a balance – cookies in each hand.”
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“I’m not clumsy, it’s just the floor hates me, the table and chairs attack me, and the walls are always in my way.”
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“I can resist everything except temptation… and pizza.” MISSING YOU QUOTES FOR HER LONG DISTANCE
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“Life is too short for fake butter, cheese, or people.”
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“If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.”
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“I’m not a morning person, I’m a ‘is it too late to go back to bed?’ person.”
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“When life hands you lemons, make lemonade – then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party!”
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“I’m so glad I learned about parallelograms in school, instead of things I’d actually use in real life.”
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“Age is just a number, in my case, a really high one.”
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“My life is like a romantic comedy – minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes.”
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“I haven’t lost my mind; it’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere.”
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“Life is short, so I’m smiling while I still have all my teeth!”
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“Don’t take life too seriously; nobody gets out alive anyway!”
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“If you can’t be a good example, then at least be a funny cautionary tale.”