HILARIOUS QUOTES ABOUT LIFE FOR FACEBOOK

“Life is like a roller coaster – full of ups, downs, and plenty of screaming.”

“If life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for chocolate.”

“Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.”

“I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not fake.”

“I like my coffee how I like my mornings – dark and full of potential.”

“Life is too short to be taken seriously. Laugh out loud!”

“In the game of life, I’m the funniest player on the field.”

“I may not be rich, but I have a great sense of humor – and that’s priceless.”

“The best things in life are free, the second best are expensive chocolates!”

“If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.”

“I’ve learned that life is a balance – cookies in each hand.”

“I’m not clumsy, it’s just the floor hates me, the table and chairs attack me, and the walls are always in my way.”

“I can resist everything except temptation… and pizza.” MISSING YOU QUOTES FOR HER LONG DISTANCE

“Life is too short for fake butter, cheese, or people.”

“If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.”

“I’m not a morning person, I’m a ‘is it too late to go back to bed?’ person.”

“When life hands you lemons, make lemonade – then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party!”

“I’m so glad I learned about parallelograms in school, instead of things I’d actually use in real life.”

“Age is just a number, in my case, a really high one.”

“My life is like a romantic comedy – minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes.”

“I haven’t lost my mind; it’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere.”

“Life is short, so I’m smiling while I still have all my teeth!”

“Don’t take life too seriously; nobody gets out alive anyway!”

“If you can’t be a good example, then at least be a funny cautionary tale.”