HILARIOUS WEDDING ANNIVERSARY QUOTES

“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a walk in the park…Jurassic Park.” – Unknown

“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.” – Ogden Nash

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Unknown

“Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.” – Unknown

“An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie

“One great way to express your love on your anniversary is to look at your spouse and say, ‘I’ll love you even when we’re both old and wrinkly… but let’s hope it doesn’t get to that point.'” – Unknown

“A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.” – Paul Sweeney

“Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other is called the husband.” – Unknown

“A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, and partnership. For us, it’s also a day to recognize our continued survival in this crazy thing called marriage.” – Unknown

“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” – E. Joseph Cossman

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person, especially when they snore and hog the blankets.” – Unknown

“My husband and I have a secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food, and each other’s company. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays.” – Henry Youngman

“Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener, especially when you realize it’s been another year and you still haven’t killed each other!” – Unknown FUNNY HANDSTAND QUOTES

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a mutual relationship where one person is always right and the other is the husband.” – Unknown

“You know you’re in a committed relationship when you both start counting the years you’ve survived together, like a prison sentence.” – Unknown

“Marriage is just standing in front of someone and asking if they want to awkwardly eat in front of other people for the rest of your life. Happy anniversary!” – Unknown

“A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, and partnership. It’s also a wonderful reminder that you’ve put up with each other for another year!” – Unknown

“Anniversary: A time to reflect on all the weird things you’ve learned about each other and be grateful you still choose to put up with it.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a marathon. Some win, some lose, and some are just hoping to survive another year!” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a deck of cards: it starts with hearts and diamonds, but after a while, you’ll be looking for a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops. Happy anniversary to the master of the workshop and the shopaholic!” – Unknown

“Happy anniversary to the couple who never fails to make us laugh! Here’s to another year filled with love, laughter, and lots of snorts!” – Unknown

“Congratulations on another year of putting up with each other. Here’s to many more years of love, laughter, and pretending to listen!” – Unknown

“Remember, marriage is like a roller coaster ride – it has ups and downs, but the important thing is to scream through it all. Happy anniversary!” – Unknown

“Cheers to the couple who still chooses to love and annoy each other after all these years!” – Unknown

“Marriage is all about balance. Happy anniversary to the couple who perfectly balances each other’s craziness!” – Unknown