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“I don’t work well under pressure. Unless chocolate is involved.”
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“I don’t have a problem staying focused at work. It’s staying awake that gives me trouble.”
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“The only problem with doing nothing is that you can’t stop to rest!”
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“My keyboard must be broken. I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.”
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“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
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“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they pass by.”
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“I work well with others, as long as they leave me alone.”
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“Do I have my life together? No, but my computer files are impeccably organized.”
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“The only thing more distracting than working from home is realizing that you don’t have any snacks.”
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“I don’t always procrastinate, but when I do, I’m highly productive with other things.”
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“I see money hiding in my bank account, but it refuses to come out and play.”
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“I’m not paid enough to be this adult.” GIRLY QUOTES ABOUT LIFE FOR MYSPACE
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“If Mondays were shoes, they’d be Crocs.”
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“I always give 100% at work: 10% on Monday, 18% on Tuesday, 25% on Wednesday…”
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“I need a six-month vacation, twice a year.”
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“Why do they call it rush hour if nothing moves?”
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“I’m not saying I hate my job, but if it were on fire and I had a bucket of water, I’d drink the water.”
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“I wish I could go to work in my pajamas. Oh wait, I can!”
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“I like to start my day with a positive attitude and lots of caffeine.”
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“I’m not a control freak, but I’d rather do things my way.”
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“Sure, I’ll participate in the office fitness challenge! Just let me finish this slice of cake first.”
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“My favorite exercise at work is the walk from the parking lot to my desk.”
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“I’m sorry for what I said when I was trying to meet a deadline.”