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“I made my family disappear!” – Kevin
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“Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!” – Kevin
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“If I had my own money, I’d go on my own vacation. Alone.” – Kevin
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“Smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.” – Kevin
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“You can mess with a lot of things, but you can’t mess with kids on Christmas.” – Kevin
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“We may be thousands of miles away, but we’re always close at heart.” – Kate
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“Wow, scary. I bet you’re really proud of yourself.” – Kevin
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“I don’t care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike. If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son.” – Kate
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“Perfect mayhem.” – Mr. Hector
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“Two scoops, make it three. I’m not driving.” – Kevin
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“Excuse me, where’s the lobby?” – Kevin STRONG FEELING QUOTES FOR HIM
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“This is my house. I have to defend it!” – Kevin
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“Keep the change, you filthy animal!” – Kevin
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“Bird lady, you talked to her?” – Kevin
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“I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property.” – Kevin
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“Remember, a pine tree is for life, not just for Christmas.” – Cedric
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“I’m 10 years old. TV is my life.” – Kevin
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“You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?” – Kevin
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“You can mess with a lot of things, but you can’t mess with kids on Christmas.” – Kevin
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“Little boys seem to have an affinity for our ornaments.” – Duncan
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“The little jerk is armed.” – Marv