“Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!”

“Keep the change, ya filthy animal!”

“It’s Christmas Eve, and we’re all in misery.”

“Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!”

“Look what you did, ya little jerk!”

“I’m not afraid anymore! Do you hear me? I’m not afraid anymore!”

“This is it, don’t get scared now!”

“I made my family disappear.”

“This house is so full of people, it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone!”

“I’m gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property.”

“Keep the change, ya animal.”

“Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.”

“I made my family disappear on Christmas.” QUOTES ABOUT NOT LIVING LIFE

“This is my house. I have to defend it!”

“I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!”

“We’re going to come back, and we’re going to get you!”

“Don’t you know a kid always wins against two idiots?”

“You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?”

“You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid.”

“This is my house. I have to defend it.”

“I passed with flying colors. They think I’m a criminal mastermind.”

“Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?”

“Kevin, you’re such a disease.”

“Hey, I’m not afraid any more! I said I’m not afraid anymore! Do you hear me? I’m not afraid anymore!”

“Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals, and a happy New Year!”