HUMOR HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY QUOTES

“May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night.” – Irish blessing

“Ireland: where the land is green, the whiskey is gold, and the smiles are priceless.”

“Why do leprechauns laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls!”

“St. Patrick’s Day is like Valentine’s Day for people who love beer.”

“The Irish don’t need luck, they’ve got charm.”

“I’m not lucky, I’m blessed. And by blessed, I mean I’m Irish.”

“What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck!”

“I’m Irish, so when life gives me lemons, I make whiskey sours.”

“St. Patrick’s Day is the one holiday where everyone is Irish. Cheers to that!”

“I’m so Irish, I put the ‘Paddy’ in ‘Paddy wagon’!”

“May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.” – Irish toast

“You know you’re Irish when every meal starts with a potato and ends with a pint of Guinness.” I MISS OUR FIGHTS QUOTES

“If it wasn’t for the Irish, there would be no St. Patrick’s Day. Cheers to the original party planners!”

“Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Because real rocks are too heavy!”

“I asked for a pot of gold on St. Patrick’s Day, but all I got was a hangover.”

“Being Irish means having the ability to sing and dance, even if you can’t do either.”

“Irish diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.”

“Why do leprechauns make good secret agents? Because they’re great at blending in!”

“They say everyone’s Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. Except for the designated driver, that poor soul is the one true saint.”

“May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more. And nothing but happiness come through your door.” – Irish blessing

“Why did the leprechaun turn down a date? He already found his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!”

“How do leprechauns keep a secret? They tuck it away in their pot o’ gold!”

“Green beer: the official currency of St. Patrick’s Day!”