HUMOROUS QUOTES ABOUT FAMILY AND FRIENDS

“Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.” – Unknown

“I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said, ‘Not yet, but we’re keeping our options open.'” – Unknown

“Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.” – Arthur Bloch

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” – Elbert Hubbard

“I love my family, but they’re crazy. That’s why I only visit on holidays.” – Unknown

“You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them – but sometimes, it feels more like a white elephant exchange.” – Unknown

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

“I am so lucky to have such an amazing family that provides enough material for a lifetime of stand-up comedy.” – Unknown

“Friends are like stars, you might not always see them, but you know they’re there, and they’ll always brighten up your life.” – Unknown

“Family: Where life begins and love never ends… but where the drama never seems to cease.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg, even though they know you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“My friends and I are so close, we finish each other’s sandwiches.” – Unknown

“Family: the ones you argue with, laugh with, and love unconditionally, even when they drive you crazy.” – Unknown

“My family is temperamental – half temper, half mental.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.” – Unknown FRIDA KAHLO ENGLISH QUOTES

“I asked my dad for money, and he said, ‘Money doesn’t grow on trees.’ I asked him for an apple once, and he handed me a dollar bill. I’ve never fully trusted him since.” – Unknown

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.” – Doug Larson

“Family: Like branches on a tree, we all grow in different directions, yet our roots remain as one.” – Unknown

“A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

“Family is not an important thing, it’s everything.” – Michael J. Fox

“I can’t even imagine not being friends with you. Seriously, who would laugh at my jokes?” – Unknown

“The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it.” – Hubert H. Humphrey

“Family: We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.” – Unknown

“Friends are like snowflakes: If you pee on them, they disappear.” – Unknown

“I love my family so much, even if they don’t understand 90% of my jokes.” – Unknown

“A true friend is one who thinks you’re a good egg, even if you’re a bit cracked.” – Unknown

“Family: They’re the reason I need therapy at times, but also the reason I can afford it.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone… unless they record it and put it on social media.” – Unknown

“Families are like fudge: mostly sweet, with a few nuts.” – Unknown