HUMOUR FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT WORK STRESS

“I always give 100% at work: 20% on Monday, 30% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 5% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.” – Unknown

“I try to avoid stress; it makes me feel like I’m working.” – Unknown

“Work stress: When you wake up screaming out of fear that you overslept and then realize it’s Sunday.” – Unknown

“My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.” – Unknown

“I don’t have a bad day at work. I have a character-building opportunity.” – Unknown

“The only thing I gain from work stress is weight.” – Unknown

“I told my boss I needed a day off to destress, and he laughed. I laughed too, because I wasn’t joking.” – Unknown

“Work stress is so funny that I laugh in my sleep.” – Unknown

“The only time I’m not stressed at work is when I’m on vacation… and when I’m asleep.” – Unknown

“I can conquer anything as long as it doesn’t require me to wake up early.” – Unknown

“If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.” – Unknown

“Stress is the spice of life. Just kidding, it’s the main course covered in sriracha sauce.” – Unknown

“I’m not a procrastinator; I’m just a ninja of last-minute urgency.” – Unknown INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT TRUST AND LOVE

“If only I could put ‘avoiding work’ on my resume, I’d be the perfect candidate.” – Unknown

“Stressed is just desserts spelled backward, which is ironic because work stress gives me a craving for sweets.” – Unknown

“I work well under pressure. As long as it’s not my own pressure.” – Unknown

“The inventor of the snooze button deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for reducing work stress worldwide.” – Unknown

“I’m not bossy; I just have better ideas than my boss.” – Unknown

“I don’t have a work-life balance. I have a work-more-than-life ratio.” – Unknown

“If stress burned calories, I’d be a marathon runner.” – Unknown

“Work stress is like a dark cloud over my head, but without the rainbows and unicorns.” – Unknown

“My job is like a keycard system: it unlocks stress at any hour of the day.” – Unknown

“I don’t need a personal assistant; I need someone to take over my existence.” – Unknown

“The best part about Mondays is knowing the weekend is only a week away.” – Unknown

“Dear stress, let’s break up. Sincerely, me.” – Unknown