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“Do as I say, not as I do.”
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“Actions speak louder than words, but not in my case.”
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“Honesty is the best policy, except when it comes to my secrets.”
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“Never judge a book by its cover, unless it’s me judging.”
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“Do what makes you happy, unless I don’t approve of it.”
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“The truth will set you free, but I prefer to manipulate the truth.”
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“Treat others how you want to be treated, unless they don’t benefit me.”
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“Be yourself, unless yourself isn’t good enough for my standards.”
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“Respect everyone’s opinions, as long as they align with mine.”
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“Practice what you preach, but I don’t have to practice what I preach.”
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“Love your neighbor, unless they are different from us.”
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“Be grateful for what you have, even if you constantly want more.” QUOTES IN THE BIBLE ABOUT HAPPINESS
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“Don’t be materialistic, unless it’s something I desire.”
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“Forgive and forget, but I will hold onto grudges forever.”
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“Don’t hold onto anger, but I will hold onto it for eternity.”
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“Kindness breeds kindness, just not towards everyone.”
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“Walk a mile in someone else’s shoes, unless it inconveniences me.”
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“Be humble, unless you have something to brag about.”
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“Live life to the fullest, but only if it benefits me.”
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“Speak the truth, except when the truth exposes my lies.”
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“Respect others’ boundaries, unless it benefits me to cross them.”
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“Practice what you preach, unless it clashes with my personal agenda.”