“Do as I say, not as I do.”

“Actions speak louder than words, but not in my case.”

“Honesty is the best policy, except when it comes to my secrets.”

“Never judge a book by its cover, unless it’s me judging.”

“Do what makes you happy, unless I don’t approve of it.”

“The truth will set you free, but I prefer to manipulate the truth.”

“Treat others how you want to be treated, unless they don’t benefit me.”

“Be yourself, unless yourself isn’t good enough for my standards.”

“Respect everyone’s opinions, as long as they align with mine.”

“Practice what you preach, but I don’t have to practice what I preach.”

“Love your neighbor, unless they are different from us.”

“Be grateful for what you have, even if you constantly want more.” FAMILY MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES

“Don’t be materialistic, unless it’s something I desire.”

“Forgive and forget, but I will hold onto grudges forever.”

“Don’t hold onto anger, but I will hold onto it for eternity.”

“Kindness breeds kindness, just not towards everyone.”

“Walk a mile in someone else’s shoes, unless it inconveniences me.”

“Be humble, unless you have something to brag about.”

“Live life to the fullest, but only if it benefits me.”

“Speak the truth, except when the truth exposes my lies.”

“Respect others’ boundaries, unless it benefits me to cross them.”

“Practice what you preach, unless it clashes with my personal agenda.”