![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVEFScUFKYzhUNk9lcHhHZGZDb0FoNGxFV0FLbnVGcXordHRhZkNuaFd2dTk0YzdiTWNuM0xwQisyem9saFcxT2tpeHBGNUw2b3VFVTVXTi93SllXNTlkRGliN1Qrb25pb0d5ZjVVZWs5bGhYNXZ3STM0ekxENnprck1na1FWYU1YeGhQd3dtNG1rb1loYzNqOGlZN2lSZ1dGM21QQVJtM1RMNlBPSjFvUTFhK0sxcHlXSlBQTzN4QTVvWE9oMEFvUT09/I+MISS+YOU+SARCASTIC+QUOTES/(a0b04d1b1e4f0cfaee5f85dd90b06cab).jpg)
“If I had a dollar for every time I’ve thought of you, I’d be rich. And you’d still be in my thoughts.”
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“I miss you like a headache… painful and never-ending.”
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“Who needs you when I have all this empty space to think about you?”
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“I’m so glad you’re not here, I miss your absence.”
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“I miss you like a dentist appointment… it’s not pleasant, but I know it’s necessary.”
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“Your absence has made me realize how much I can accomplish without your distractions.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZUdVNlFBQTlVQVlwaFA4c2c4Y3dWQzQyQUZRRTZkVzVodGlGOFBSTm5zS3hSNi80cGU4MzdPTlA2blFYdjZaSXRweGE2TmJIci9Ma3M5UDhxMlljUWQ%3D/I+MISS+YOU+SARCASTIC+QUOTES/(ac4356f86f706ffe0da6e574b793fa4e).jpg)
“I miss you like a mosquito bite… annoying and itchy.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVTNmY0VseGt2cUk5S1FMK3JzaWwrWGhTclZ3N1JyRldWL0RTKzVrNTlPU2pKM0VMMDlmcDFNaEdNeC9ibEx1L3cweWRpYVpzdjI4N0JUcWNUOXVDVEhPb3VzMUVZU2daa0o4Tm9GWGw4bnpqZ2tvRFV4MjYrYWE1U012ZlpxYnF3PT0%3D/I+MISS+YOU+SARCASTIC+QUOTES/(dae6f2ed090da7a22274642899c127b3).jpg)
“It’s amazing how much more productive I am when I’m missing you.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWjU2bHBkVkdYZ3RwNGhUTitWOEp4VGUwWStyelg3Y21KUkd5V2lpZ0Foa1pZQnl5R25HVWYrM1U2WlY0cWphRVlYUHdGaXYxRW9wSzJPKzJSZXFSZGNEdm84MW5KTjBmbHhOSkRhRWxlZjVqb1BDa3hNOXBrNm9tVEp5dnZndndUVFhvNERQb0R6TEN0RkU1ZVZKTzVaTHFuQnpOMWdqUU8yR05NWHRBT0Ry/I+MISS+YOU+SARCASTIC+QUOTES/(896c9687aea091b80fdd721bf35084eb).jpg)
“I think of you as often as I think about getting a root canal… which is not very often, and never by choice.”
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“Missing you is like trying to solve a puzzle with missing pieces… frustrating and pointless.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZk9wdGo5YndOOFBuVlFWblpEUFRmdjRXU1V4VHJldE9KaEl2b3lCTWRwMjhWUGlsSXU0bWFlSHRhUERQdm9saHVXNldPemVmaXN5UUFNdUNzQU5GcE52Tk5scDNDYUhMRTdKS0p0eEpqaS9BPT0%3D/I+MISS+YOU+SARCASTIC+QUOTES/(8a324952120a608161f896097ae218c5).jpg)
“I’m counting down the days until I can forget how much I miss you.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUVB2STNXTHhMUGl5V0VEeDM1L2w1cTdnRFd4eXIydC9lRk5nckMwTDJtbGswaEtkR1FrRUEvM0dyM1RabkJkTTlNdkpNTmVFK1N6Q2pLZlB2b2pXN2RiTUNqMXQ2TDBnMU5mUjh2QVpadytzQm5LbTVPRmdvL2gzREthNkZqOXlnPT0%3D/I+MISS+YOU+SARCASTIC+QUOTES/(6a0270baa55df9d1f133ca515a9eafdf).jpg)
“Missing you is like a bad hair day… I can’t wait for it to be over.”
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“You left, but your absence hasn’t left me… I miss you sarcastically.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZmNWT3QvRFkzcEdhVVhKckUwcmFCRTJFeGFlUGZGS3FXWGw0bmpGeVpxa1RsR01vMUhvV3ZCbHN5a3UwbFdmTEo3VkNhNVdoSjAzNk1YalUyZHVPWDRPK2JnQndNTVRMbkxBdkozRXhvUHNEbnFLVlFJMlZ0Z1ZMUnBkWVZ4S01ZPQ%3D%3D/I+MISS+YOU+SARCASTIC+QUOTES/(3202b415c17fc23fd7f15bc90fc8f694).jpg)
“I miss you like a dose of medicine… I know it’s good for me, but I still hate it.”
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“I didn’t realize how much I could enjoy silence until you were gone.” SAD QUOTES ABOUT DEPRESSION
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“I’m sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m too busy missing you sarcastically.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWXFGTUJidEVySVVtamFaV1N3a2d6OUdZWCtkdUZzWE90aTFrQklDWFF2WDhoei9pb3dabWtmclFYZ09TbFBzQTB6WHNocWNmbE0vUTQ0YkdHMXd0dlphN000YklmV0FFc2Jha2R3OUdFYUhpYzkzc3dvRm9rZzBpMklvWUYrQ2lWbkhMRTYydW9IcFZTdkI4L0JFN1BLK0dZYU1rRS9nZktCQlZpN296Zi9t/I+MISS+YOU+SARCASTIC+QUOTES/(9761c2a5452784bb529a77164a30e9a9).jpg)
“My life was so empty before you left… actually, it’s still empty, but with a hint of sarcasm now.”
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“Missing you is like missing a toothbrush… it’s annoying, but I can always find a replacement.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWUxYcnQveC9ic3RZZ2VOdEIzbWdFS3ZOcllxUU54ek5heEZKamNXWHZlVFJkTnhpZ3BieHNFSWpLMXNBQmRXYWNCaG9UL2I5TGRuR2MrQTlQU09FU1RuRkk5bDFmWmFxOEVUNjNVeW9NOWk%3D/I+MISS+YOU+SARCASTIC+QUOTES/(77d2b5bd0ef1d1726964e78277a5e49b).jpg)
“I never knew silence could be so loud, until you went away.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRY0VINWJGY0NybXp2TTBMbUlvWGJOWGhmaEZLbjdiLzUzSitYeHQ4QldaT0JwZlVDditMcmFjeEtQSWpla1o4MFk2ZDh5UGtzbG9RQU4xTk5KSzh3UU9iQ0JrejlUaWo0a2hWTHpvL0xFUXFVV1dmdjBpOVUyRFpOREJnenRXVm80PQ%3D%3D/I+MISS+YOU+SARCASTIC+QUOTES/(c72233011c3f3b8ae0e56f9cb892d323).jpg)
“I miss you like I miss a hole in my sock… a constant annoyance, but oh well.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZVp1TEl6aXlGUUx6N01QNWpnQURORkpvK25JaGpRbWZNZ3pVZHZGRDVhWm1RNXlGTkNVdVpCM2EwbDBaY284dmF3V2EzM1FYa29HU29pUTRnc2M3TlJoS1Rrb3FTWEVTR3RpTmFVKzN1TzBxK1RIbi9qa3VmR1JwQ3lIcVZndmY4PQ%3D%3D/I+MISS+YOU+SARCASTIC+QUOTES/(2876a50f35d885fbc7910e2c27f778e8).jpg)
“I’m not saying I miss you, but I definitely don’t miss not missing you.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWVVheFdyT2JKV2JZa0xvNjd0bWF1RjI2WlZhbWM2c3BTeGNqUGZNNm5ScWY3NnBqUTZqRkFqdXhOb3VsVGlwRVJId1BNaU9ubHlBWGJBZ0laVVlXdzFEbmUvcWtjWFhXQXF2NmtpQWp2YVlscUl0YktXNjV5cG5jWmxkb21rSnNnQ25sOEJ4NUN3d2hxM1JUNjhTMWpvPQ%3D%3D/I+MISS+YOU+SARCASTIC+QUOTES/(e5f3c0de9867401fde8c2d598a0a9436).jpg)
“My calendar is filled with sarcastic reminders of how much I’m missing you.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZEtuelViMEpWZ3JCcVZwUDlaUXJCR1QveFVnWUFlemN3dlZMUTkzNStpcjJNY25TeGpJcDRhQUZpQkN1OGh2K1A2ZzN2cFBqSzhtZWNKZlRvK0JwNHF3YXdRL0ZTTm5heWNnQkNxVG0yVlBEQlBFV2dodk5Id3ZhSDVUQkR2QnBRPQ%3D%3D/I+MISS+YOU+SARCASTIC+QUOTES/(7c03604f259462b8296ae2d74beaec70).jpg)
“I miss you like a toothache… it hurts, but I can’t do anything about it.”
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“I didn’t know I could experience withdrawals without any substance until you left.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2allRRGFxelhGMDdXc2RTclRnQ2l3c1c4YkdCdzRtRTd1Yk1ZeWg2YjVaVU95R2VqcTQ1clhHZms1eUlrL0ZreXYzdmgwbHphYnpnSWg1VEZxVUpITkFsNjZUV2h5bks0NXhjSmRpSExYYUp3PT0%3D/I+MISS+YOU+SARCASTIC+QUOTES/(987af8a9f24d5d3b5e211002ae0c577a).jpg)
“I don’t miss you, I just have a severe condition of you on my mind.”
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“Missing you is like missing a headache… it’s painful, but I can survive without it.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUWFodUJaSmV4bFRTVDdZN0IyTVhBeGY2SXhiaFgwRmFtazJmN01LL0FzZmR3K2NYdDhzR29qZ09Lby9iYmdyYTc3Q0lTeGpHRzQ4Qmw0UXJMd21kbnNEWU5NbWdnRm9ZeVRheUpIQmozOGFlSDlKNlh3ZHVYTkN5cHE5T2RmellBPT0%3D/I+MISS+YOU+SARCASTIC+QUOTES/(796060350ba1ec570bcb722abd138f25).jpg)
“My lack of enthusiasm for life is directly proportional to how much I miss you.”
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“Who needs someone constantly asking ‘How was your day?’ when I can just miss you sarcastically?”