I NEED YOU LIKE QUOTES FUNNY

“I need you like a plant needs water, or else I’ll wither away.”

“I need you like a caffeine addict needs their morning coffee.”

“I need you like a procrastinator needs a deadline extension.”

“I need you like a dog needs belly rubs and treats.”

“I need you like Google needs search queries.”

“I need you like a pizza needs cheese.”

“I need you like a book needs its pages.”

“I need you like a phone needs a charger.”

“I need you like a comedian needs an audience to laugh at their jokes.”

“I need you like a couch potato needs a TV remote.”

“I need you like a bee needs honey.”

“I need you like a fish needs water.”

“I need you like a beach bum needs sunshine and waves.” QUOTES ABOUT DIFFERENT COLORS OF LIFE

“I need you like a couch needs a good sit.”

“I need you like a pen needs ink to write.”

“I need you like a cake needs frosting.”

“I need you like a letter needs a stamp.”

“I need you like a sunflower needs the sun.”

“I need you like a car needs gasoline.”

“I need you like a balloon needs air.”

“I need you like a road trip needs good music.”

“I need you like a puzzle needs all its pieces to be complete.”

“I need you like a movie needs popcorn.”

“I need you like a kite needs wind to fly.”