![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TUlZTV3EyL21rOXRFZ1JWVUErK2dwVXorWDZkN1JyUDMrSXhqYTdEdXVUZDZiZW9XTjVaOEhmM0JaZTVybXJtdzVqZ1orWFFoRXN6VG9rUktnUi9VaGQ%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(baa22d0d74846240374ca65a6a978e69).jpg)
“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrV0RXYVYwZjJlWGpleXVtTGJkWStTc3hORlM1R29DWWVBNnhWajlONGptMlJFWHUyOEdHS2E2RDdWMldnRnlmREJveFlSSU92enRTU0tTcTl3dnRnNTg9/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(c0acc0f11344dee14cfc6c977fe0594b).jpg)
“I may be crazy, but crazy is better than boring.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZW5vTk9XNzlNT3dVQ1EvYzdlV0RVbGh2bVJHZ2x6TGFVYmg3SU9YeEEycWRjSFVxMWEwaWJCVFhpTW1URUNOMnlNdDl6Y1Y5Y2xXQ1RpT3k1UzN3SEM%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(9bccfab1b390dfed4f81cd8324ff232a).jpg)
“I’m not clumsy, I’m just plot-twist prone.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZTJWNnV1Mno0S1AxNkprQk5YZ0JMV3B1S3FZbDhCWWNPYk5jTWMyTys3K1gybWlwQUhvNDU0Q2dzVUtrTE9tVm9qd2oydHBPMndHQWE1K1Vqc25LRTNZR0N5cnV5N05ndjdIdnAxVUZUMzVhdW1CUFlZSm5WMzVvYkV4VnhJdWR3PT0%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(39f99945250067338f2e02151682bdb4).jpg)
“I may have a million flaws, but at least I’m not boringly perfect.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZWR4K2JneDQzbncwNWVnVERJNHk2M0dQWHA4ckNMSzVCTHhEVXVpYVMzYURlZWRMMUkyUlFxQXYxSmpTalQ3V2t1U3hKbXFENkZ4d1BDWE9nWllMVlo%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(d51e0e43006b0bdcbf1499fc2cb0ff02).jpg)
“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY0xvOHdDU1p0eGpkWjdkQ0d2dkZSMHZoVHdlZlpGSVZnT01PZEdycCtPZFhFdm95WmR2UUJZK2dRMVlNbVc3MzdVL3JBZHJhMmxrZU1PR2pJeWZ2Qmg%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(64288f2e1616747fd63c6458fb870551).jpg)
“I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY1QwaXg3TDhZQTVMNU9XeWxWRWNkdmlJYkZ3RUNGdm1oQi80OStLakVzcVAyM2ZJaGJ4bWFWdkhHNmVFYzA3ejNJaVdnN05KQjRXcW4wczF6MWp5dWZmaENnNTVlbzNqaDMrcDMwenhCaStnPT0%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(192c5df9b757e87826288af914eed2aa).jpg)
“I’m not always late, I just prefer the thrill of arriving in style.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aVVrNmUxUFdZMG5Lb1VOK1hqcUYyWmF1SnRsbmZWOTBYdGkvelF5YlM2ak5heUIxZGQ1eHQ5U1NPeENGSm43cTdKM0xtcmd2a2FmUFVGempQZnFIUWVsWTRLekNSRmdvUUF0eVBRWVlwckx3PT0%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(a5e5d6dc3deadaf1da60ad04c37afb8d).jpg)
“I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY2VYbXpWM0ViN3ZRY3BBNmFLOTdNaCtjaGU1aXk5aXMxSERya3Y4Z29qYlczQnZZak9ML3JkRmFnUTFDTU5qYlcrbmNNZHJmZ2t6dnFwcW9ZRktEeXo%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(e1a0caee64d0c61a373c56cb0e81eaee).jpg)
“I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesomeness.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY0xvOHdDU1p0eGpkWjdkQ0d2dkZSMGYra01maS8xUWlUUlpVN251V0oyOExML0x2UUNOekFhdnRzZlhJWncyL0ZhcUZBd09pT2MxQUV1WWxYTVliS25pQ1hYd1M2bDdyNWs2eDFZcWtnT1FBWjBSWUNrSVJydExmemw1QXhFQkRJPQ%3D%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(f2e2b6d3b6e2332b6f1280f464895c24).jpg)
“I’m not weird, I’m just gifted when it comes to embracing my uniqueness.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZVNCQXZrdkFvU0FxN3ExcGtrb1QxaEdiaVRPWUNQdVEvd3kzdjhRdjJlQjBLNE9vemVmTnZRbVVuQnFEQ1dSYUR5RmFqSkR2Z2JQNGpjQmFCejdLaFJ5eVZ5WC9MKzdYckh5SXQ2eDFHdzFnPT0%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(f4e7fd1e77798b3dc1068fef992f19e9).jpg)
“I’m not a control freak, I just have trust issues with gravity.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVk90UG9YcWtNVVZLbHRlMkQ0dUsrTXdMK3BTdFRUODZ0T2JoK0dsTkJBbjdPMW1HakdzN09oK2M5bUdwYmxVd2ZBd3JtWjJLWUJxN0d5YlFBMjJsRGl6WHM1a0tQVnNWNndtUkpiQnhxWC84eUpSRWY3NHJGbkhSc0dYU1hKQkR3PT0%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(0ea8d3aec987caa8da0610bc1cff5ae0).jpg)
“I haven’t lost my mind, it’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrV0RXYVYwZjJlWGpleXVtTGJkWStTc3hORlM1R29DWWVBNnhWajlONGptMmpPK0U0VC85WnZTTWt3d0lPRkFGYTJySmNWaU0yZXp3T0orVURnUy9sWTBidnEyVUxrUENjVHphMVNkZ3VhL0s%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(080550a80bce1989b5df977bdb3a80d5).jpg)
“I may be crazy, but crazy is what makes life interesting.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY052QVBTZlFMZzVhMXFDZWdxSFRBZkw0SVdKUEF3YlZIMlZuRXZHZW5rektJMm80V29pNGhvRFV4WTNWSGNZQjVpY2s1RDd5SDg3MG9FNnA3d3hFWG9mTys4UndjV1JtZE5zOWwySmpmQzA3dHRvaHR3dnJWSEp3TGEwMk9hVEMwPQ%3D%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(e318f5498b705c45a45249fb731ac12c).jpg)
“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” I AM SORRY FOR BREAKING YOUR HEART QUOTES
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just adventurously graceful.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZWRIY3ArNy9HTDhZb1p0VFVkc25UMmNnU2wxRUFEZGZtblNCaTZZeTNJVXlKUXRzZGpjUi90ZGlpM2k5MEgrblRpUnMwYTl3dUpHU2hja2pIdDRwY2c1NVN2TXFlbEpvRTAxTnVpMUMzVll3PT0%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(87e458de6c5b757430b269c15d6d2e89).jpg)
“I’m not a morning person, let’s not pretend like I am.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2Z3dubVFSa3pQYWtqV2h5RFh6WlpGZjFSMGptUDFCR21maFFJT0YrZ3czNG9xOHpOUFYvSkZKTTVZTWR1OFZZSHc9/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(c383d77d81c274092e4dcd0b054cb599).jpg)
“I don’t need a hairstylist, I have wind.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY09HK2JKVU5RVVRvdWJpRmcwMG5kSTdISVZHRnA2d0ZOZkVxZ0Eza0IvMGdZUjNYWEpFWkRGRlB4R0xKNHV2Y0k9/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(179582413dbc7b5b94772bf7ec5db25c).jpg)
“I’m not old, I’m a textaholic.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2anpTN3dwcFg1bFpLNDhFVTRKeVlmeUJrbzgxSGRFS1huQktrTnRkVDNUN3RCMnRYV1dOSmdEbVp2UXVXQlFXQjdlenF2VHpYdXF6cFdZano2Y1NONDFmUVhMRWd2ek9qMlIzQmdXRUVvZUVnPT0%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(45588e8cc8bf680ec0b7634a6f31d961).jpg)
“I don’t have a shopping problem, I just happen to love things excessively.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZlNyQk0ydjk0NUJVUCtKRHgwOUJ5R3l3NjZ0cWt2Z0phQy9PU1BLaDYrMTQ4VU1Uc0xKRndYeFRFd0JRYWFMVUY2MndjN25Zdko0cm9wazFjVE9iaFVCWFBNUlYxSzI1QkhYT3BRVEo4RXJnPT0%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(0b01d7964ac84a7d85a7402eeab14fb5).jpg)
“I’m not forgetful, I’m just selectively remembering things.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZHlIR3BoYk1QRzNNK2VmVDNVZTRYZkQ2VDBZamFmamhCMTFWcEFPTWZPYno5RnR3S1ZsK1krNGM4OTNSeFh5Z0JkRnFibHdBNGhkSWlpNGFuTnEvQWMzNHFTOEtxaC9ockxDLzVMcUI4YWZRPT0%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(d3bc96d1c88189996c31f172b3e006d3).jpg)
“I’m not afraid of commitment, just deeply in love with my independence.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZUlyNmxJN2trd20xd2lwSDhqS1dNbkx0SGhiQWpTbWJYU25ESitFTm1acit0bzZKYW1KY0o4UHN6VjFyMVhlSjByOUpPZlFsRlRFcU94RjA0eTVWRzFMQWtrYjR1UWhicXVYdXpKckdFTmJ3PT0%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(3e733f5e6d5dc37102fa8d051fd34486).jpg)
“I’m not paranoid, I just prefer to be over-prepared for any situation.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2Zzl6VWdrNllHa3F6L2xFM3lqbFpOVlBsdGU0bXV0VHdLdjQ2OTcyUW9sVUVzSjY5SUhsYzlidkZGQmZoS05LSE9LYXUwWVlhQ04zUzdKU0YrNHR6cGJnbTUybngxVGlBcXR6Qm1ReW5WckdBPT0%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(fcaa82b4719aabcae9edcd1cbd15d621).jpg)
“I don’t have a bad handwriting, my pen just goes on adventures sometimes.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRYzJxY2FXUG1vb0pWSWphOS9ncjZCQklyaUhKSmR1WWxjOTdNeFYvNDcybzJ1V3R5TjBDMVltK3luYnVXVENCeHVLTnJaRFFwNWRZMFpWZ2FZcHczSzQyZkt5MzFSeWFocUorTkZUS1BWdk1pYmUyY24raDRwRUVmcmZ2eWhxVVhnbWcwNE5pR0lkVXVUUkR4SGtjRWlz/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(9d749628860ca28a7a8e9a489d8892f5).jpg)
“I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just highly skilled at doing things at the last minute.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZEowVUd3YjFwNUJaWlRCbEpjS09ZSytoZWtXbkRMQjlEZW1rZUd5VTRGeHAwMjhoNThFT3pjeXErQzRITEFlaXRoaGd6Qy9FLzlMUDBTb21qdFFoNzk%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(a5db129a6d8b9920170a9c0815603843).jpg)
“I’m not sarcastic, I’m just fluent in irony.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY1BFeVZJZ3VFTm5jdGRxWU0za21yT25DWW5KUFdtOWowd1NLVkl2c1dSYWdHcFZVcm9jL2s0WFhjRm9KajFTMDJhZ0JKNFNWWUo5Q2ltVThZZktlY0o%3D/I+WOULD+RATHER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(8d1f9251457b95fcffcfb9d9ec6224fd).jpg)
“I’m not grumpy, I just have a low tolerance for stupidity.”