I WOULD RATHER FUNNY QUOTES

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

“I may be crazy, but crazy is better than boring.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just plot-twist prone.”

“I may have a million flaws, but at least I’m not boringly perfect.”

“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”

“I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition.”

“I’m not always late, I just prefer the thrill of arriving in style.”

“I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.”

“I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesomeness.”

“I’m not weird, I’m just gifted when it comes to embracing my uniqueness.”

“I’m not a control freak, I just have trust issues with gravity.”

“I haven’t lost my mind, it’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere.”

“I may be crazy, but crazy is what makes life interesting.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” I AM SORRY FOR BREAKING YOUR HEART QUOTES

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just adventurously graceful.”

“I’m not a morning person, let’s not pretend like I am.”

“I don’t need a hairstylist, I have wind.”

“I’m not old, I’m a textaholic.”

“I don’t have a shopping problem, I just happen to love things excessively.”

“I’m not forgetful, I’m just selectively remembering things.”

“I’m not afraid of commitment, just deeply in love with my independence.”

“I’m not paranoid, I just prefer to be over-prepared for any situation.”

“I don’t have a bad handwriting, my pen just goes on adventures sometimes.”

“I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just highly skilled at doing things at the last minute.”

“I’m not sarcastic, I’m just fluent in irony.”

“I’m not grumpy, I just have a low tolerance for stupidity.”