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“Sometimes I wonder if you were switched at birth.”
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“You couldn’t find your way out of a paper bag.”
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“You have the intelligence of a doorknob.”
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“I’d have a better conversation with a brick wall than with you.”
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“I’m surprised you even know how to tie your shoes.”
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“You’re so clueless, it’s like living with a rock.”
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“You’re the poster child for stupidity.”
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“I don’t know how you manage to breathe and walk at the same time.”
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“I’m starting to think you have a black hole for a brain.”
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“You’re a master at making simple things overly complicated.”
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“There’s no hope for you in the intelligence department.”
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“Were you absent the day common sense was being taught?”
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“You’re a walking textbook example of incompetence.”
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“You must have been dropped on your head as a child.” IRRITATING HUSBAND QUOTES
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“It’s amazing how you consistently manage to make the wrong decision.”
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“I can’t believe you actually believed that ridiculous idea.”
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“You have the intellectual capacity of a fruit fly.”
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“I think a hamster has a better understanding of the world than you do.”
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“You make the dumbest mistakes with the simplest tasks.”
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“I’m convinced you have a PhD in stupidity.”
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“Do you even understand half of what you say?”
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“You consistently prove that ignorance is bliss.”
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“I wouldn’t trust your judgement on anything, ever.”
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“You have a special talent for making everyone around you dumber.”
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“You’re the epitome of ignorance and arrogance combined.”
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“It’s a wonder you can function in society with such a limited intellect.”