INCOMPETENT QUOTES FUNNY

“I may be incompetent, but at least I’m not good at it.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just highly skilled at doing nothing.”

“I make mistakes so you don’t have to.”

“I could teach a masterclass in incompetence.”

“I’m not sure if I’m making progress or just confusing everyone.”

“I’m like a computer without spell check – always making typos.”

“I have a black belt in procrastination.”

“I’m the reason why instructions have become longer and more detailed.”

“I’m so bad at multitasking that I can’t even walk and chew gum simultaneously.”

“I’m the king/queen of pointless tangents.”

“My incompetence is a work of art.”

“If incompetence were a superpower, I’d be a Marvel character.” THANK YOU QUOTES FOR ANNIVERSARY TS

“I’m not just bad at math, I’m mathematically challenged.”

“I bring new meaning to the phrase ‘trial and error.'”

“I’m so forgetful that even my memory loss has memory loss.”

“I excel at being mediocre.”

“I have a PhD in overthinking and underachieving.”

“I’m like a walking blooper reel.”

“I’m proof that even the simplest tasks can be done wrong.”

“I’m like a human error message.”

“I apologize in advance for any incompetence displayed in the future.”

“I may not be able to solve world problems, but I can create plenty of my own.”