![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU3ZKUTN1RW81VGo0LzUrU2JEbnhtYTEzd3kzRzM0ZXdiN2huQmloZ2JnQ29qWGtlS2Z5d3lNU0lJT2RXbTd2L040TFVyZlEwcGNOWXEyT1ZGSDlPNG1pYWJBcFI2TE54V0E4cks0ZEt2YXc%3D/INCOMPETENT+QUOTES+FUNNY/(ad56743ac0228230bdba5341ed4ec62f).jpg)
“I may be incompetent, but at least I’m not good at it.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just highly skilled at doing nothing.”
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“I make mistakes so you don’t have to.”
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“I could teach a masterclass in incompetence.”
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“I’m not sure if I’m making progress or just confusing everyone.”
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“I’m like a computer without spell check – always making typos.”
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“I have a black belt in procrastination.”
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“I’m the reason why instructions have become longer and more detailed.”
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“I’m so bad at multitasking that I can’t even walk and chew gum simultaneously.”
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“I’m the king/queen of pointless tangents.”
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“My incompetence is a work of art.”
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“If incompetence were a superpower, I’d be a Marvel character.” THANK YOU QUOTES FOR ANNIVERSARY TS
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“I’m not just bad at math, I’m mathematically challenged.”
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“I bring new meaning to the phrase ‘trial and error.'”
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“I’m so forgetful that even my memory loss has memory loss.”
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“I excel at being mediocre.”
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“I have a PhD in overthinking and underachieving.”
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“I’m like a walking blooper reel.”
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“I’m proof that even the simplest tasks can be done wrong.”
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“I’m like a human error message.”
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“I apologize in advance for any incompetence displayed in the future.”
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“I may not be able to solve world problems, but I can create plenty of my own.”