INSPIRATIONAL EXERCISE QUOTES FUNNY

“The only bad workout is the one that didn’t happen.” – Unknown

“The best way to predict your future is to create it.” – Peter Drucker

“Exercise equals endorphins. Endorphins make you happy.” – Elle Woods (Legally Blonde)

“The difference between try and triumph is a little ‘umph.'” – Marvin Phillips

“The only time you should ever look back is to see how far you’ve come.” – Unknown

“Exercise is a celebration of what your body can do, not a punishment for what you ate.” – Unknown

“Sweat is magic, cover yourself in it daily to grant your wishes.” – Unknown

“Your body can stand almost anything. It’s your mind that you have to convince.” – Unknown

“I don’t sweat, I sparkle.” – Unknown

“The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon

“The hardest lift of all is lifting your butt off the couch.” – Unknown

“If you’re tired of starting over, stop giving up.” – Unknown

“Success is what comes after you stop making excuses.” – Unknown OLD ENGLISH QUOTES ABOUT WISDOM

“The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorrow.” – Unknown

“Exercise is like an addiction. Once you’re in it, you feel like your body needs it.” – Elsa Pataky

“I don’t work out because I hate my body. I work out because I love it.” – Unknown

“Exercise is a natural antidepressant. Just 30 minutes a day can make a huge difference.” – Unknown

“The only bad workout is the one you didn’t do.” – Unknown

“I may not be the strongest, the fastest, or the most flexible, but I’ll never be the one sitting on the couch watching others do it.” – Unknown

“If you want to fly, you have to give up the things that weigh you down.” – Toni Morrison

“I’ve got 99 problems, but a bench ain’t one.” – Unknown

“Don’t wait until you’ve reached your goal to be proud of yourself. Be proud of every step you take toward reaching that goal.” – Unknown

“You’re only one workout away from a good mood.” – Unknown

“Exercise is a reward, not a punishment.” – Unknown