INSPIRATIONAL FAMILY GUY QUOTES

“The best thing you could do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you.” – Stewie Griffin

“I want you to really think about this, Brian. The fact that I’m a dog and you’re a human is inconsequential. Our different backgrounds shouldn’t stand in the way of our friendship. I mean, isn’t that what this country’s always been about?” – Brian Griffin

“Lois, if I’m not back in five minutes…wait longer!” – Peter Griffin

“You know, it’s funny. From up here, the earth is small and blue. I am big. Everything is in my control. And then you took it away. Remember that, Brian, when you disobey me. Remember that when you neglect to rub behind my ears.” – Stewie Griffin

“You know, it’s funny. I never thought I’d be the one saying this, but I think the key to a successful marriage is a little bit of umm…forgiveness.” – Peter Griffin

“I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.” – Stewie Griffin

“You’re not evil, Brian, you’re just jealous. There’s a difference. Evil is when you know you’re hurting someone and you don’t care. Jealous is wanting what someone else has and hurting yourself because you can’t have it.” – Stewie Griffin

“You know, the ancient Greeks believed that the human body was made up of four humors: blood, phlegm, yellow bile, and black bile. And these four humors determined a person’s health and temperament. Well, I think there’s a fifth humor, and it’s called funny. And some people just don’t have enough of it.” – Peter Griffin

“Family is not about blood. It’s about who’s willing to hold your hand when you need it the most.” – Lois Griffin

“Some people say I’m too cocky, but I disagree. I’m just humble, with a hint of Kanye West.” – Stewie Griffin

“Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.” – Peter Griffin BITTER TAGALOG QUOTES ABOUT LOVE

“The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.” – Brian Griffin

“You can change your life, if you want to. But not every change is for the better.” – Stewie Griffin

“You know, life is like…a box of chocolates. It’s full of surprises and sometimes you just have to take a big bite to figure out what’s inside.” – Peter Griffin

“Not everything in life has to have a deeper meaning. Sometimes, it’s just a fart joke.” – Stewie Griffin

“Life is like a puzzle. You just have to find the right pieces to complete it.” – Peter Griffin

“You don’t need a reason to help people.” – Brian Griffin

“In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.” – Peter Griffin

“Life is short, so make sure you enjoy every stupid moment of it.” – Stewie Griffin

“Sometimes the people who seem the happiest are the ones who are struggling the most.” – Brian Griffin