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“We were on a break!” – Ross Geller
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“I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
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“Pivot!” – Ross Geller
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“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!” – Chandler Bing
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“What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Good.” – Joey Tribbiani
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“She’s your lobster.” – Phoebe Buffay
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“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!” – Monica Geller
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“If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, please give me money so I can buy a computer.” – Phoebe Buffay
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“I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
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“Unagi.” – Ross Geller
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“I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.” – Chandler Bing
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“They don’t know that we know they know we know!” – Phoebe Buffay
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“I wish I could but I don’t want to.” – Phoebe Buffay
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“Oh, I’m sorry, did my back hurt your knife?” – Rachel Green
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“Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that’s ours!” – Rachel Green
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“You can’t just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?” – Joey Tribbiani QUOTES FOR SCIENCE DAY
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“I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
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“I’m not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
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“Here come the meat sweats.” – Joey Tribbiani
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“Rachel, do you wanna put her pants on?” – Joey Tribbiani
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“It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter.” – Joey Tribbiani
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“Could I be wearing any more clothes?” – Joey Tribbiani
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“Gum would be perfection.” – Chandler Bing
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“It’s like all my life, everyone’s always told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!’ Well, what if I don’t want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse?” – Rachel Green
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“I’m not a fan of the memo.” – Chandler Bing
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“See? He’s her lobster!” – Phoebe Buffay
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“Sure, I’m fine. I’m so fine I’ve been going to the bathroom for 45 minutes.” – Joey Tribbiani
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“Just so you know, it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!” – Rachel Green
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“That’s right, I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help. And if I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!” – Joey Tribbiani
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“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!” – Chandler Bing