“In wine, there is truth.” – Pliny the Elder
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra
“A well-oiled machine starts with a glass of wine.” – Anonymous
“Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.” – Anonymous
“Life is too short to drink bad wine.” – Anonymous
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C. Fields
“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” – Tom Waits
“Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.” – Catherine Zandonella
“Wine is bottled poetry.” – Robert Louis Stevenson
“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” – Dean Martin FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT MEN
“Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” – G.K. Chesterton
“Good people drink good beer.” – Hunter S. Thompson
“I like to have a martini, two at the very most, after three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.” – Dorothy Parker
“Sometimes you need to sip, sometimes you need to gulp, and sometimes you need to chug… life is all about balance.” – Anonymous
“Drink the whiskey. It’s the oldest, finest, and most beautiful. Like you.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
“Drink responsibly. Don’t spill it.” – Anonymous
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
“Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.” – Jack Nicholson
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” – George Burns
“Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald