“In wine, there is truth.” – Pliny the Elder

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra

“A well-oiled machine starts with a glass of wine.” – Anonymous

“Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.” – Anonymous

“Life is too short to drink bad wine.” – Anonymous

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C. Fields

“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” – Tom Waits

“Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.” – Catherine Zandonella

“Wine is bottled poetry.” – Robert Louis Stevenson

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” – Dean Martin BEST QUOTE ABOUT BAD PEOPLE

“Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” – G.K. Chesterton

“Good people drink good beer.” – Hunter S. Thompson

“I like to have a martini, two at the very most, after three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.” – Dorothy Parker

“Sometimes you need to sip, sometimes you need to gulp, and sometimes you need to chug… life is all about balance.” – Anonymous

“Drink the whiskey. It’s the oldest, finest, and most beautiful. Like you.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Drink responsibly. Don’t spill it.” – Anonymous

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.” – Jack Nicholson

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” – George Burns

“Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald