“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.” – Jack Nicholson

“I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway

“Drink what makes you happy, not what makes you cool.” – Unknown

“Wine is sunlight, held together by water.” – Galileo Galilei

“In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat, you need it.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

“Drinking rum before 10 a.m. makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.” – Earl Dibbles Jr.

“A day without wine is like a day without sunshine.” – Unknown

“Beer is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.” – Unknown

“Here’s to alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson

“I work until beer o’clock.” – Stephen King

“Life is brew-tiful when you celebrate it with a cold one.” – Unknown

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C. Fields

“Wine is bottled poetry.” – Robert Louis Stevenson QUOTES ABOUT REAL FRIENDS

“Drink responsibly, don’t spill it.” – Unknown

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” – Kinky Friedman

“Wine cheers the sad, revives the old, inspires the young, makes weariness forget his toil.” – Lord Byron

“Work is the curse of the drinking class.” – Oscar Wilde

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

“It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine.” – Brian O’Donnell

“I only drink Champagne when I’m happy and when I’m sad.” – Lily Bollinger

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra

“Good people drink good beer.” – Hunter S. Thompson

“Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.” – Ernest Hemingway

“I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.” – Robert E. Lee

“Cheers to the nights we won’t remember, with the friends we’ll never forget.” – Unknown

“Drink today, and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do it tomorrow.” – John Dryden

“I dream of a world where everyone has enough beer and happiness.” – Matt Groening