INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES RON SWANSON

“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish, and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard.” – Ron Swanson

“Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.” – Ron Swanson

“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.” – Ron Swanson

“I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning alcoholic.” – Ron Swanson

“Never trust a man who doesn’t eat bacon.” – Ron Swanson

“I regret nothing. The end.” – Ron Swanson

“Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.” – Ron Swanson

“When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.” – Ron Swanson

“Don’t start chasing applause and acclaim. That way lies madness.” – Ron Swanson

“Food: Now that’s the real national pastime. It keeps us strong, so we can wage war against our enemies. I love this country.” – Ron Swanson

“I’m surrounded by a lot of women in this department. And that includes the men.” – Ron Swanson FEELING UNWANTED AND UNLOVED QUOTES

“I’d wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures.” – Ron Swanson

“I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.” – Ron Swanson

“There’s an old saying: ‘Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard.” – Ron Swanson

“There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.” – Ron Swanson

“The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people.” – Ron Swanson

“Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is smart and who is poor.” – Ron Swanson

“Cultivating a manly mustache is like running a marathon – it takes dedication and perseverance, like that of an epic Beethoven symphony.” – Ron Swanson

“I love eggs, bacon, and rallying cry. Swanson’s my spirit animal.” – Ron Swanson

“When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.” – Ron Swanson