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“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
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“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott
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“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott
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“I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.” – Michael Scott
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“I’m not saying I’m Superman, but let me just put it this way. If I were shot in the head, I’m pretty sure everything would be fine. I’m bulletproof.” – Michael Scott
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“I love catching people in the act. That’s why I always whip open doors.” – Dwight Schrute
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“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
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“Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.” – Jim Halpert
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“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor
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“I’m not a hero. I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everybody else.” – Michael Scott
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“I am Beyoncé, always.” – Michael Scott
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“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
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“I’m not a fan of the bun. Never have, never will be.” – Kevin Malone
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“I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
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“I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.” – Jim Halpert FAMOUS BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT LOVE
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“We need a new plague.” – Dwight Schrute
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“The worst thing about prison was the dementors.” – Michael Scott
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“That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
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“I’m not superwoman. I’m just a woman who wears incredibly large glasses.” – Angela Martin
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“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” – Wayne Gretzky” – Michael Scott
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“I am cool, confident, and super chill, as long as everything is exactly the way I want it, and I am getting my way.” – Andy Bernard
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“The office is like a day at the beach. Sandy and full of backstabbing seagulls.” – Oscar Martinez
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“I’m the assistant regional manager. And secretly, I’m the regional manager.” – Dwight Schrute
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“I stopped caring a long time ago. It’s better.” – Meredith Palmer
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“Powerpoint is boring. People learn in a lot of different ways, but experience is the best teacher.” – Jim Halpert
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“I am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me.” – Dwight Schrute
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“I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning alcoholic.” – Creed Bratton
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“I love catching people in the act. That’s why I always whip open doors.” – Dwight Schrute