INSULT SOMEONE QUOTES

“If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.”

“You’re not pretty enough to have such a terrible personality.”

“If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.”

“I’d love to insult you, but I’m afraid I won’t do as well as nature did.”

“It’s impressive how you manage to fail at everything you attempt.”

“You’re the reason they invented the middle finger.”

“You’re so full of hot air, you could lead a balloon parade.”

“If I wanted to kill myself, I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.”

“I’d say you’re a waste of oxygen, but that would imply you’re actually worth something.”

“Your face could make an onion cry.”

“You’re the human equivalent of a participation trophy.”

“The only thing lower than your IQ is your self-esteem.” MADHAVIKUTTY QUOTES ABOUT LOVE IN MALAYALAM

“I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.”

“You bring everyone around you down to your level, and that’s no small feat.”

“Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough brain cells to form a thought?”

“If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d fart.”

“I bet your parents look at each other every day and say, ‘Damn, we really screwed up’.”

“The best part about you is still running down your dad’s leg.”

“You have so many insecurities, it’s like the entire Gulf of Mexico oil spill contained within one person.”

“I’d insult you, but I don’t want to give you a reason to talk to me.”

“If I wanted a comeback, I’d scrape it off your mom’s teeth.”

“You’re as useful as a screen door on a submarine.”

“You’re proof that evolution can go in reverse.”