JACK NICHOLSON AS GOOD AS IT GETS QUOTES

“I’m drowning here, and you’re describing the water!”

“You make me want to be a better man.”

“Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here.”

“I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.”

“You’re not even close to being a man, Sheldon.”

“You’re a disgrace to depression.”

“I’ve got a great respect for the irrational.”

“Melvin, you’re the only reason I have a Valentine’s.”

“How do you write women so well?” “I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.”

“Do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get?”

“I’m not going to sleep with you until You get This.”

“I might be the only person on the face of the Earth that knows you’re the greatest woman on Earth. I might be the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single thing that you do, and how you are with Spencer, ‘Spence,’ and in every single thought that you have, and how you say what you mean, and how you almost always mean something that’s all about being straight and good. I think most people miss that about you, and I watch them wondering how they can watch you bring their food, and clear their tables and never get that they just met the greatest woman alive. FAMILY IS A T THAT LASTS FOREVER QUOTES

“You’re a very difficult person to shop for.”

“It’s… it’s the healthiest thing you can do for yourself. You’ll thank me later.”

“Some of us have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that’s their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you’re that pissed that so many others had it good.”

“People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.”

“You know, I believe my life’s gonna be good again.”

“Who takes better care of me than you?”

“You make me want to be a better man.”

“Life is tough. It is even tougher if you’re stupid.”

“You look good, considering.”

“No, I am not going to bed with you. And my personal grooming habits are none of your damn business.”

“Hey, why don’t you just take this judgy look off your face, huh?”