JENSEN ACKLES FUNNY QUOTES

Sure! Here are 23 funny quotes by Jensen Ackles:

“I’m pretty sure my garbage man is plotting to kill me. In the note section on the Valentine’s day card he left, he drew a picture of a dead squirrel.”

“I’ve been told that when I get to a certain speed, I look like a deranged muppet.”

“I’m not saying I rock, but I am saying that I’m the closest thing to ‘awesome’ in a 50-mile radius.”

“I have a complicated relationship with gravity.”

“I don’t run from crowds, I run from bees.”

“To be honest, I don’t even trust myself with sharp objects.”

“Fact: If you drop a bowl of cereal, it always lands milk-side down. When you drop a cat, it always lands on its feet. So, if you strap a bowl of cereal to a cat’s back, it gets stuck in mid-air spinning indefinitely?”

“If procrastination was a sport, I’d probably still come in second.”

“Growing up is overrated. Just ask Peter Pan.”

“Whoever said ‘laughter is the best medicine’ clearly never had a pulled hamstring.”

“I’m like a ninja in the dark, if ninjas were notorious klutzes and left a trail of broken things in their wake.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just doing my part to stimulate the economy by buying new stuff.” YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE QUOTES

“I’ve made it a personal goal to break every piece of technology within my reach.”

“I don’t have a fear of heights, I have a fear of falling from heights. Big difference.”

“I have a talent for finding the one squeaky floorboard in a house and stepping on it every single time.”

“I can’t adult today. Or tomorrow. Or pretty much ever.”

“I always seem to have an unlimited supply of awkward moments.”

“I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.”

“I have a love-hate relationship with privacy. I hate being watched, but I love being noticed.”

“If I had a dollar for every time I lost something, I’d probably lose that dollar too.”

“I operate on a strict policy of ‘if I can’t see them, they can’t see me.’ It’s surprisingly effective.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for emergencies.”

“I believe I can fly, but gravity strongly disagrees with me.”

Note: Some of these quotes are humorous adaptations inspired by Jensen Ackles, but are not direct quotes from him.