JOHN DEERE QUOTES FUNNY

“When life gives you lemons, trade them in for a John Deere tractor.”

“John Deere: the only green I care about.”

“I don’t need therapy, I just need John Deere therapy.”

“Keep calm and ride a John Deere.”

“Behind every successful farmer is a John Deere tractor.”

“John Deere: making mowing great again.”

“If it’s not green and yellow, it’s not a real tractor.”

“I’m not addicted to John Deere, I just have a green thumb.”

“Go green or go home – thanks to John Deere.”

“Tractors are like family – they’re always there when you need them.”

“I can’t be trusted with a credit card in a John Deere store.”

“There’s no panic like realizing you left your John Deere key somewhere.”

“My John Deere tractor is my happy place.”

“Feed the soul, drive a John Deere.” QUOTES ABOUT FATHER DAUGHTER LOVE

“Every problem in life can be solved with a John Deere and some duct tape.”

“I run on diesel and John Deere dreams.”

“The grass is always greener on a John Deere.”

“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a John Deere – and that’s pretty close.”

“John Deere: the official sponsor of my country lifestyle.”

“I may not be a farmer, but I can still appreciate a good John Deere joke.”

“My John Deere is like a pet – it just needs a lot more gas and oil.”

“The smell of a freshly cut field makes me think of John Deere and happiness.”

“I can handle anything as long as I have a John Deere tractor by my side.”

“A true friend helps you move; a John Deere helps you move mountains of dirt.”

“Life is better in the driver’s seat of a John Deere.”

“If loving John Deere is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”

“John Deere: because a little green in your life never hurt anyone.”