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“When life gives you lemons, trade them in for a John Deere tractor.”
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“John Deere: the only green I care about.”
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“I don’t need therapy, I just need John Deere therapy.”
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“Keep calm and ride a John Deere.”
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“Behind every successful farmer is a John Deere tractor.”
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“John Deere: making mowing great again.”
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“If it’s not green and yellow, it’s not a real tractor.”
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“I’m not addicted to John Deere, I just have a green thumb.”
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“Go green or go home – thanks to John Deere.”
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“Tractors are like family – they’re always there when you need them.”
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“I can’t be trusted with a credit card in a John Deere store.”
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“There’s no panic like realizing you left your John Deere key somewhere.”
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“My John Deere tractor is my happy place.”
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“Feed the soul, drive a John Deere.” QUOTES ABOUT FATHER DAUGHTER LOVE
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“Every problem in life can be solved with a John Deere and some duct tape.”
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“I run on diesel and John Deere dreams.”
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“The grass is always greener on a John Deere.”
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“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a John Deere – and that’s pretty close.”
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“John Deere: the official sponsor of my country lifestyle.”
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“I may not be a farmer, but I can still appreciate a good John Deere joke.”
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“My John Deere is like a pet – it just needs a lot more gas and oil.”
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“The smell of a freshly cut field makes me think of John Deere and happiness.”
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“I can handle anything as long as I have a John Deere tractor by my side.”
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“A true friend helps you move; a John Deere helps you move mountains of dirt.”
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“Life is better in the driver’s seat of a John Deere.”
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“If loving John Deere is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”
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“John Deere: because a little green in your life never hurt anyone.”