JOKER COMIC BOOK QUOTES

“All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.” – The Killing Joke

“Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.” – Batman: Death of the Family

“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!” – The Dark Knight Returns

“I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.” – Batman: Hush

“They laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at them because they’re all the same.” – Batman: Death of the Family

“It’s not about the money. It’s about sending a message.” – Batman: Death of the Family

“Why so serious?” – The Dark Knight Returns

“I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… do things.” – Batman: The Long Halloween

“A little poison now and then can do wonders for the constitution.” – Batman: The Killing Joke

“Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan,’ even if the plan is horrifying!” – Batman: The Long Halloween

“Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever.” – Batman: The Killing Joke I FEEL LIKE I ANNOY EVERYONE QUOTES

“I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a comedy.” – Batman: White Knight

“If you have to explain a joke, there is no joke!” – Batman: Death of the Family

“When the chips are down, these… these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.” – The Dark Knight Returns

“I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.” – Batman: Death of the Family

“I may be insane, but I’m wonderfully wild.” – Batman: The Long Halloween

“I’m not crazy. I’m just ahead of the curve.” – Batman: Hush

“All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.” – Batman: The Killing Joke

“I’m an agent of chaos.” – Batman: The Dark Knight

“You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.” – Batman: Death of the Family

“I think you and I are destined to do this forever.” – The Dark Knight Returns