JOKES FUNNY CHRISTMAS QUOTES

“Why did Santa go to music school? Because he wanted to improve his ‘wrap’ skills!”

“Why does Santa always go down the chimney? Because it soots him!”

“What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!”

“Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had low ‘elf’ esteem!”

“Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-is Presley!”

“Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!”

“What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!”

“How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free? He uses Claus-tarch!”

“Why did Santa’s helper feel sad? Because he had low ‘elf’-esteem!”

“Why do Christmas trees like to knit? Because they’re so ‘crafty’!”

“How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He ‘nose’ it!” JOURNEY QUOTES ABOUT LIFE

“Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumby!”

“Why did the Christmas cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling ‘crumby’!”

“What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!”

“Why did the ornament go to school? To get ‘tree’ schooling!”

“Why did the snowman bring a broom to the party? Because he heard it was a ‘snow-covered’ event!”

“What’s Santa’s favorite type of pizza? One that’s deep ‘sleigh’d with toppings!”

“Why did Santa’s little helper put his money in the freezer? Because he wanted some cold hard ‘cash’-ew almonds!”

“Why did Santa’s helper go to therapy? Because he had a ‘sleigh’-esteem issue!”

“What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause!”

“Why did Santa’s helper see a therapist? Because he had a ‘sleigh’-esteem problem!”